We broke up because...

DakotaHayes05 · February 2015

Because she was pretty mean .

Sweetiepiestef · February 2015

He had a pin up he would constantly refer to as "IT"

kjm3579 · February 2015

Kept asking "Where is it"?

SwitzEngine · February 2015

didn't like my dog

kjm3579 · February 2015

Slept with the dog

LiftingRiot · February 2015

He told me he slept with the dog. I was starting to wonder why we were always running out of peanut butter

tibo1783 · February 2015

Referred to himself as the dog

justinegibbons · February 2015

Wanted to start bounty Hunting

Sinistrous · February 2015

Would cry without waterproof eyeliner

47Jacqueline · February 2015

Was too judgmental

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2015

Got mad because I told her not to wear the purple Tutu to my Boss' Funeral

Sinistrous · February 2015

Told you that the form of polygamy you were into was illegal... Refused to listen.

tibo1783 · February 2015

Hit on my grandpa

Go_Mizzou99 · February 2015

Kept showing off his wristband

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2015

Stared off into space!

slimgirljo15 · February 2015

Noooooo never...im never breaking up with you

pudadough · February 2015

She had an issue with my collection of taxidermy squirrels.

tibo1783 · February 2015

Slept next to her taxidermy squirrels

the_chiha · February 2015

He was freaked out by squirrels

Yogi_warrior · February 2015

was obsessed with squirrels

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