We broke up because...

MaxPower0102

She wished I was "Super Plus Sized"

Spnneil06

He was insecure about his size! Became an obsession.

jrline

She is obsessed with this thread

Spnneil06

He was jealous that I liked this thread more than him.

giabelle

She was more about the community threads than me also.. lol

4ever420

Tried to seduce my Dad

Go_Mizzou99

Wouldn't go "ginger" for me

pipsqueak1990

Wasn't Happy with a blonde...

Fvaisey

Her voice was irritating! Too squeaky...

giabelle

I was done with his class and he already gave me an A

MaxPower0102

She kept confusing me for a woman

Spnneil06

He said he could never by my woman.

giabelle

MaxPower0102 wrote: »

She kept confusing me for a woman

lmfao!!! No! We broke up because you were paranoid lol

MaxPower0102

She kept stealing my teddys

pipsqueak1990

He had too many teddy's! !

MaxPower0102

Because I am an idiot and make poor life decisions to let her get away!

Noelv1976

Had a freakishly large ear lobe

livvi2691

He had a fear of ear lobes

guitarrckr

she never listened !

justinegibbons

Because she has better hair than I do and I was jealous

FitWarrior7

She has a bf and I'm married anyways. What were we thinking.

guitarrckr

she never told me she was married

Noelv1976

He didn't use that guitar for "guitar playing"

guitarrckr

she "loved" my guitar

Spnneil06

He wouldn't let me touch his guitar

kjm3579

She kept strumming parts of my anatomy.

guitarrckr

she kept looking for the "G" string on my DEW guitar! lol

livvi2691

He wouldn't put his guitar down

Sinistrous

Something about some missing potatoes..? Daferk?

Becka4Real

She insisted on holding hands 24/7, even while we were sleeping!