We broke up because...
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Grandpops pls. No thnx0
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He was always at the gym0
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she wouldnt come workout with me ;p0
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Because I found out I wasnt gay, No thnx jeff-1
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There he is, back at the gym again.0
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I felt like a kid to hear0
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he wouldnt wax his chest for me0
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It's what we do, I break his heart, he breaks mine, then we get back together and watch nerdy stuff on tv. It works for us!0
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I never knew where I stood with her0
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She hated that I had assigned places to stand, sit, and l sleep. I called it organization, she called it controlling.0
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One time I stood in the wrong spot and she said I was useless
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She was useless outside of the bedroom0
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He wouldn't know we never did it there. I was getting tired of his voyeuristic/exhibitionist antics0
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The dog was more welcome in our bed than me.0
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She used the dog as an excuse not to come to bed. She would hide bacon under the sheets for him. Then say there was no room for her0
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She didn't like dogs0
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That isn't my baby!! That's all I need to say! (cute though)0
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Threw the baby out with the bathwater0
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only wanted me to eat jelly with chopsticks0
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Called his fingers "chopsticks" - when he ate jelly is was just plain gross0
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He hated my sticky fingers.0
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He thought I was gross. How could I be with someone who thinks I am gross?? I made the right decision.0
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She was a Kleptomaniac and I was tired of posting bail!
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She would only bail me out so I would continue to steal for her. I had to break this unhealthy cycle.0
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She stole my heart, then all my savings0
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Her heart was preoccupied with the thoughts of her previous Lover and on revenge!0
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she made me be Fred to her Wilma complete with costumes0
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She had a huge revenge list0
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I was a Woman Scorned!
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because she was always mad
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