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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    merryberry99 wrote: »
    I'm too old to play Clash of Clans but it's fun attacking the villages of children.

    Had to google this. Thanks for introducing me to that! Like I have extra time....but attacking children's villages?! In.

  • VintageMisery514
    VintageMisery514 Posts: 533 Member
    The auto flush toilets at work are moody and temperamental and we don't get along. Please stop flushing while I'm still on you. My behind is not small enough that you can't detect it. Just stop.
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    Why have I collected plenty of pairs of underwear in the zombie run app but only one sports bra...I don't like this ratio
  • mmmMiMi
    mmmMiMi Posts: 127 Member
    what I should *do*...is paint some Mermaid hair.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    DOMs my *kitten* - they are OMs, full on, with no delay.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    That moment when you find something so precious stuffed in a random book on a shelf & you are just flooded with memories. And then you realize that you must treat precious things somewhat haphazardly.
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    I like... toast.
  • mhecht32
    mhecht32 Posts: 360 Member
    hmmm Why the eff can't they put a flippen CONE or paint or flag or SOMETHING on the flippen potholes that wreck tires!? like the ones that look like a GD Hole in the earth, deep enough to swim in! Why do they expect you to swerve around when you see it two seconds too late, and then jack your tire AND endanger those around you on the highway?! grrr
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    I am having one of those days at work where if I get through this day without punching someone in the throat or losing my job I will chalk it up to a miracle.
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    I feel like a ninja today
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    Weird... I wasn't feeling hungry at all, then BAM!! sudden hunger, no, STARVING pains in my stomach....
  • HillmanVTfan
    HillmanVTfan Posts: 567 Member
    After Tuesday, even the calender says WTF.
  • mhecht32
    mhecht32 Posts: 360 Member
    HillmanVTfan wrote: »
    After Tuesday, even the calender says WTF.

    Exactly!
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    Little balls of ice are falling from the sky...time to be a hermit
  • RJ0274
    RJ0274 Posts: 4,173 Member
    somewhere in the world is the world's tallest midget
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    OH WEATHER... Why did you have to tease me with summer-like weather for the past week or so, just to bring back the cold with a vengeance? :(
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    VintageMisery514 wrote: »
    The auto flush toilets at work are moody and temperamental and we don't get along. Please stop flushing while I'm still on you. My behind is not small enough that you can't detect it. Just stop.

    Ha! Ours doesn't do that, but it does think long and hard after you get up before deigning to actually flush. :\
  • HillmanVTfan
    HillmanVTfan Posts: 567 Member
    RJ0274 wrote: »
    somewhere in the world is the world's tallest midget

    Did u know that midgets and dwarfs have very little in common?
  • VintageMisery514
    VintageMisery514 Posts: 533 Member
    mygnsac wrote: »
    VintageMisery514 wrote: »
    The auto flush toilets at work are moody and temperamental and we don't get along. Please stop flushing while I'm still on you. My behind is not small enough that you can't detect it. Just stop.

    Ha! Ours doesn't do that, but it does think long and hard after you get up before deigning to actually flush. :\

    Ours do that sometimes too. I swear, they are possessed. They'll flush 5 times while you're on them, and then when you get up and actually want them to flush, they won't until you've already washed your hands and are leaving the bathroom.
  • RJ0274
    RJ0274 Posts: 4,173 Member
    HillmanVTfan wrote: »
    RJ0274 wrote: »
    somewhere in the world is the world's tallest midget

    Did u know that midgets and dwarfs have very little in common?

    I do now!
  • HillmanVTfan
    HillmanVTfan Posts: 567 Member
    A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
  • VintageMisery514
    VintageMisery514 Posts: 533 Member
    I was really unhappy the past several months because I was drowning in work. Now, we're at a complete standstill with ZERO new cases, and I'm unhappy because I'm bored. I think I'm impossible to please.
  • Mo_niee
    Mo_niee Posts: 111 Member
    Is it really Tuesday? It feels like a Monday... Pass the vodka soda please!
  • cloudpoker992
    cloudpoker992 Posts: 28 Member
    I wonder if Charlie Bucket is still running the chocolate factory?
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    Looking at pre weight loss photos and my skin has improved so much....sooo much.
  • free1220
    free1220 Posts: 416 Member
    Congrats on your weight loss,you look great!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    I wonder who thought drinking milk was good for you. i mean somebody had to be like "Wow, did you see that white substance coming out of her nipples? It has to be good for you!"
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    Writing an about me section makes me anxious...I wish I could hire somebody to stalk me and write it
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    FOOD TIME!! :yum:
  • Mo_niee
    Mo_niee Posts: 111 Member
    Why is my stomach making noises? I need a snack.... Carrots?

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