Arm is missing, what should I do? PLEASE HELP

sofaking6
sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
edited November 13 in Chit-Chat
My arm is missing and blood is spurting out of the socket. What do you guys think I should do?
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  • tbilly20
    tbilly20 Posts: 154 Member
    Send picture. Not sure how to visualize this....
  • The_Sandra
    The_Sandra Posts: 56 Member
    That's probably a result of eating chemicals. If you eat clean, it will grow back.
  • Katiebear_81
    Katiebear_81 Posts: 719 Member
    You should decrease your calories. Your TDEE will go down because you're smaller.
  • Mech9
    Mech9 Posts: 252 Member
    edited February 2015
    Um, have you tried turning it off and on again?
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    Mech9 wrote: »
    Um, have you tried turning it off and on again?

    I tried looking into the pile of mutilated tissue but I couldn't see a green light. Should I maybe stick a fork into a socket? (with my other arm obviously). Or maybe eat back my exercise calories?

  • zoomtech16
    zoomtech16 Posts: 100 Member
    T'is just a scratch!
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    zoomtech16 wrote: »
    T'is just a scratch!

    I'm fine.

  • Katiebear_81
    Katiebear_81 Posts: 719 Member
    Weigh your arm, and eat back the equal amount in protein. That should do it. Although, if you PM me, I will tell you about my experience with Limb Grow product, which has helped me regenerate all my limbs.
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    Eat more leafy greens--lots of iron to deal with blood loss.

    Whatever you do, don't go to the doctor!
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Katiebear_81 wrote: »
    Weigh your arm, and eat back the equal amount in protein. That should do it. Although, if you PM me, I will tell you about my experience with Limb Grow product, which has helped me regenerate all my limbs.

    Laughs!
  • ROBOTFOOD
    ROBOTFOOD Posts: 5,527 Member
    duck tape it
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    Katiebear_81 wrote: »
    Weigh your arm, and eat back the equal amount in protein. That should do it. Although, if you PM me, I will tell you about my experience with Limb Grow product, which has helped me regenerate all my limbs.

    I read though that replacement arms are usually much fattier than the original arm - I DO NOT WANT ONE SKINNY AND ONE FAT ARM OK?????

    (PM sent)

  • Mech9
    Mech9 Posts: 252 Member
    I need to see your diary before I can give you any advice on this.
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    azulvioleta6 wrote: »
    Eat more leafy greens--lots of iron to deal with blood loss.

    Whatever you do, don't go to the doctor!

    Finally some actual good advice, thank you azulvioeta6 for taking the time to respond seriously to my post instead of just being snarky and unhelpful.
  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
    Dear Lord. Lol
  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
    This is what you get for not cutting carbs out of your diet

    I flinched when I read the thread title ngl
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    Mech9 wrote: »
    I need to see your diary before I can give you any advice on this.

    I do not know how to open my diary but I have weighed and measured all of my machetes very religiously.

  • rbfdac
    rbfdac Posts: 1,057 Member
    You should have been eating clean.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    My arm is missing and blood is spurting out of the socket. What do you guys think I should do?

    I think you shouldn't head down to the basement
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Mech9 wrote: »
    I need to see your diary before I can give you any advice on this.

    I do not know how to open my diary but I have weighed and measured all of my machetes very religiously.

    How many grams of machete do you use every day?
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    rbfdac wrote: »
    You should have been eating clean.

    It probably is the chemicals after all, then. I did eat an apple yesterday and I spent 2.6784 hours scrubbing the chemicals off of it but I think a chemical probably got inside somehow. If I do a cleanse will it get rid of the chemical do you think?

  • Springfield1970
    Springfield1970 Posts: 1,945 Member
    The lengths people will go to to get an 'arm gap'!
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  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    pics or it didn't happen.
  • dawnsnarks
    dawnsnarks Posts: 101 Member
    Cry-laffing (*)
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    Paleo diet would've prevented this. Gonna have to drink your weight in bullet proof coffee.

    Stay away from the hospital though, we can't trust big pharma.

    Rub some dirt in it, OP.
  • HappyQuella
    HappyQuella Posts: 67 Member
    edited February 2015
    Was this your attempt to 'confuse your body?' Should have just tightened up your logging...
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  • Illini_Jim
    Illini_Jim Posts: 419 Member
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  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    michellemybelll wrote: »
    pics or it didn't happen.

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