Arm is missing, what should I do? PLEASE HELP

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  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
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    rbfdac wrote: »
    You should have been eating clean.

    It probably is the chemicals after all, then. I did eat an apple yesterday and I spent 2.6784 hours scrubbing the chemicals off of it but I think a chemical probably got inside somehow. If I do a cleanse will it get rid of the chemical do you think?

  • Springfield1970
    Springfield1970 Posts: 1,945 Member
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    The lengths people will go to to get an 'arm gap'!
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
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    pics or it didn't happen.
  • dawnsnarks
    dawnsnarks Posts: 101 Member
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    Cry-laffing (*)
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
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    Paleo diet would've prevented this. Gonna have to drink your weight in bullet proof coffee.

    Stay away from the hospital though, we can't trust big pharma.

    Rub some dirt in it, OP.
  • HappyQuella
    HappyQuella Posts: 67 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Was this your attempt to 'confuse your body?' Should have just tightened up your logging...
  • Illini_Jim
    Illini_Jim Posts: 419 Member
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  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
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    michellemybelll wrote: »
    pics or it didn't happen.

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  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
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    Did you try a band-aid?
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
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    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »
    Paleo diet would've prevented this. Gonna have to drink your weight in bullet proof coffee.

    Stay away from the hospital though, we can't trust big pharma.

    Rub some dirt in it, OP.

    How about some Tussin? I saw a movie where the guy only drank dirt and Tussin smoothies for his entire life and he had like a billionty arms.

  • Mediocrates55
    Mediocrates55 Posts: 326 Member
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  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
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    TheVirgoddess wrote: »
    Did you try a band-aid?

    Band-aid is not in the MFP database so I'm afraid to eat it without knowing how many calories are in it. More or less than semen do you think?

  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
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    Did you weigh it? I heard weighing everything is the key to everything.
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
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    williams969 wrote: »
    Did you weigh it? I heard weighing everything is the key to everything.

    I swear it weighs more than it did yesterday :(:(:(:( Could that be from water retention?
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
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    sofaking6 wrote: »
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »
    Paleo diet would've prevented this. Gonna have to drink your weight in bullet proof coffee.

    Stay away from the hospital though, we can't trust big pharma.

    Rub some dirt in it, OP.

    How about some Tussin? I saw a movie where the guy only drank dirt and Tussin smoothies for his entire life and he had like a billionty arms.

    That could work - make sure it's all-natural though. The stuff at CVS isn't healthy. You'll need a shaman.

  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
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    sofaking6 wrote: »
    TheVirgoddess wrote: »
    Did you try a band-aid?

    Band-aid is not in the MFP database so I'm afraid to eat it without knowing how many calories are in it. More or less than semen do you think?

    Less, for sure. Especially if you use the clear kind.

    But you'll be missing out on that vitamin D ;)
  • B00kw0rm09
    B00kw0rm09 Posts: 24 Member
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    This post is "humerus"...heh
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
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    sofaking6 wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    Did you weigh it? I heard weighing everything is the key to everything.

    I swear it weighs more than it did yesterday :(:(:(:( Could that be from water retention?

    Definitely water retention, probably from the toxins. Start a detox on that thing immediately. Hopefully someone more knowledgeable will prescribe the proper detox protocol.

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