We broke up because...
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He was to spawn of satan0
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She was too devilish0
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*the damnit!
She was a woman.. With no head..0 -
She burned my clothes in a bonfire0
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She didn't like the outdoors0
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We weren't meant for each other. That is all0
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She was too picky0
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He escaped from rehab0
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Snuck back into rehab because she was addicted the drugs!0
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Saw him at rehab but didnt tell me he was addicted too0
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Wasn't addicted to anything, just checked in to rehab to get attention0
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She didn't give me any attention0
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She kept using my make up0
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Shaved my head when I was sleeping0
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Loved her hair and wanted a wig of it. She was not happy. Hair grows, right?0
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Farted in bed0
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We broke off our 4 year online relationship when we finally met and I realized you were a 40 year old man. You told me you were 39. I can't believe I was going to give you my flower.0
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Because he waited 4 years to meet me0
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Never visited me while I was in prison for 4 years0
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he continued to flash our neighbours..... even after I asked him to keep his flashing for me0
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To sweet and clingy0
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she ran by the treat um mean keep um keen quote0
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Always spoke in riddles, I'm not batman you know!0
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He wasn't Batman and I wanted to be with a Super Hero!0
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Wasn't to kinky enough0
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She thought kinky was a few slaps on the bottom and then freaked out when I showed her what it really means0
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deviboy1592 wrote: »Always spoke in riddles, I'm not batman you know!
you were that one time though!!
to the above poster:
tied me up with cable wires upside down for a good hiding.... I laughed she was not impressed!0 -
always vomited during sex0
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He smelled of cigarettes!0
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