We broke up because...
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He was so persnickety0
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She only came out at night0
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He was a morning person.0
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She never let me sleep in!0
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she always slept0
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He had a thing against sleeping0
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She kept complaining about her exes0
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She slept through my Award Ceremony!0
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she didn't invite me to awards ceremony0
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He was mean0
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she misunderstood me, I wasn't mean.0
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Wouldn't share his bacon with me0
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She spent our budget on bacon.0
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she wouldn't buy bacon0
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She wouldn't keep her hands to herself0
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she didn't know he or she anymore.0
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He made me stay in bed all day0
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she couldn't keep up with me in bed.0
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His love of bacon took him to the dark side.0
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she was too easily influenced by the bacon story0
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Bacon.0
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I caught him eating the dog's Beggin' Strips...0
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She put dog treats on my breakfast tray0
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he didnt walk the dog0
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it was twins0
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Had a farmer tan!0
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He lied to much and over the stupidest things0
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Too much photoshop0
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she didn't like mystery0
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Made her underwear last four days0
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