We broke up because...

Travis_2

Spent too much on steroids.

MrsBooBear

Didn't appreciate the"efforts" I "made" in the gym..

Travis_2

She never opened her... gym to me.

JenNicole11

I couldn't live up to her expectations

blossomholly

Kept me tied to the bed too long

Travis_2

She kept slipping out of my room

MrsBooBear

He couldn't tie the knots tight enough

FabulousFantasticFifty

He still lived with his parents

aesthetikk

liked to poop with the door open

GDLAZ

Those spiked heels punctured my leather seats...

kellyann134

Spends longer in the mirror than me

livvi2691

Kept weeing in the bath when we shared a bath

livvi2691

Kept weeing in the bath when we shared a bath

aesthetikk

would ask our gardener to give her a breast exam when i was away

Anahita_Swims

confused the hell out of me!

Noelv1976

She let her parents watch

savannahribeiro

His scratchy beard! :O

(Sorry, bro)

blossomholly

He wasn't open minded

Anahita_Swims

i just couldnt swing that way even though she was bootyful

Yogi_warrior

she didn't keep in touch with me.

Spnneil06

He wanted me to call him every five minutes.

jorodri7

He told me touching him always felt like the "first time".

Spnneil06

He was touching other guys!

Yogi_warrior

she was after other guys

blossomholly

She hogged the blankets

Spnneil06

She kicked me out of bed during the night

Yogi_warrior

she always skipped me.

blossomholly

Didn't like my idea of fun!

Anahita_Swims

he never replied any more

Noelv1976

Wanted to shave my chest hair and use it as a blanket!