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was a slowpoke
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He thought since I was 50 that I knew about all the shades!0
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Finished too quickly0
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She kept asking me about lamps.0
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She thought my "colour wheel" was some kind of insult.0
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She wouldn't drop the R in Mrs..0
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he called me Jessica.0
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Sorry Lisa.0
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She called me Boob Ear0
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I was constantly confused by her two first names0
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^^Legit!0
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She always talked about Boobs (and not mine!)0
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she couldn't handle my booby obsession0
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Couldn't tell who's who when there are two people on the pic!0
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He didn't understand lowercase and uppercase0
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Made fun of my Penmanship!0
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her sense of humor was better than mine0
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She became obsessed0
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She didn't know when it was too legit to quit.0
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I couldn't keep my hands off his beard
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He always Quoted MC Hammer!
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liked to make out with her friends in front of me but would never let me join in0
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Took a selfie with a mirror! defeats the purpose of a selfie!0
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wanted to make out with my friends.0
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Was more attracted to my younger friends!
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i wouldn't let him to chain me to the furnace0
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She couldn't take it.0
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he was all talk0
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He couldn't give it0
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She couldn't get enough0
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