We broke up because...
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I hid his hat0
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She wouldn't let me out without her...ever.0
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She stole my cat and sold it to my neighbour
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asked the neighbour to secretly video us0
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He thought I was too kinky0
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He sold the video that was supposed to be a secret0
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She got upset over nothing. How was I supposed to know the box of DVDs I sold had out sexy tapes in there0
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the camera added 10 pounds to my frame...i was mortified0
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He kept filming us! ; )0
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Ran out of film0
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He always looked like he had farted.0
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I was too jealous that she could get away with the red lipstick!0
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She didn't like bad smells0
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she was just using me to make her ex jealous0
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I was showing him off too much aparently: (0
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always took the blame for my wrongdoings0
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I was too nice, he seeked a punisher
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She wouldn't punish me0
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He wanted me to beat him regularly and I am a lover not a fighter.0
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she gave me crabs.... instead of lobsters! can you believe it!
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determined_ella wrote: »she gave me crabs.... instead of lobsters! can you believe it!
Lmao. I'm glad it was her not me...0 -
determined_ella wrote: »I was too jealous that she could get away with the red lipstick!
That's the one single time I've ever attempted red lips. And trust me, you can too! Relationship status: on.0 -
She stopped wearing red lipstick.0
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determined_ella wrote: »I was too jealous that she could get away with the red lipstick!
That's the one single time I've ever attempted red lips. And trust me, you can too! Relationship status: on.
lol I've tried and failed
woohooo 
@tc1333 he made me fluff up the bed cushions.... then place them on the floor just before bedtime every night!
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Would never look at me during
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I was distracted...0
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Him and his friends watched me secretly. Creepers.0
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He kept setting himself up on dates with all the MFP women! @nowweseeyou
@Spnneil06 too damn witty for me. 0 -
She kept calling pillows, cushions0
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I couldn't get over the fact that her *kitten* is so much nicer than mine 0
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