We broke up because...

determined_ella

omg if only! he was afraid of clowns

11ivan11

She Wanted to move in after our first date lol

determined_ella

he thought I was a fast mover! I just wanted a comfy bed

Noelv1976

She wanted to play naked Twister in the cold!

slimgirljo15

A 5some wasn't enough

Shananigans457

The 5some didn't include me

determined_ella

she wanted a 5 some but I have sharing issues .... this caused problems

11ivan11

Said ohh shananigans all night long

Shananigans457

Couldn't remember my real name in the bedroom

Noelv1976

Got mad because I said no to the 5 some. She wanted the people to dress up as the characters from Fraggle Rock

Yogi_warrior

talked too much

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He wore high waisted pants

LiftingRiot

I don't know where to start. Has to be the name vegthlete

FabulousFantasticFifty

He always calls me the name of some kind of vegetable!

haloandhorns69

Is to old for me

Yogi_warrior

she called me old

Spnneil06

He tried to steal my wife!!!

Misshodge64

Liked the Rocky Horror show too much

FabulousFantasticFifty

No, she called me old! Dont ya'll know 87 is old NOT 50!!!?
He always thinks its all about him all of the time!

Yogi_warrior

she never showed up for 300 movie date

Spnneil06

Because I obviously went insane temporarily

Yogi_warrior

she had temporary nervous breakdowns

Spnneil06

He put Zoloft in my lucky charms!

softblondechick

He loved his dog more than me!

brendo204

she was a crazy cat lady

Spnneil06

he got ran over by a car, RIP!

Yogi_warrior

she ran some one over.

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Yogi_warrior

couldn't lick more than a tricep.