We broke up because...
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She was checking out all the women0
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Ate all my animal crackers! No one eats my crackers!0
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I have animal cracker addiction
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He had an animal cracker addiction but didn't understand my fishy cracker addiction. Sweet vs salty.0
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Her fishy crackers stunk up the house. She has gas issues0
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He was rude enough to bring up a ladies bodily functions. That is just not done. Lol0
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Lady's oops brain fart happened there. Oops did I just go there.
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Had no issues letting out her farts. Especially while out at a restaurant0
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He always talked about how much he missed his ex's farts in public0
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He lies he would never take me out.
That's why we broke up 0 -
I didn't want to break up with her0
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I stole his Gillette Razors
they feel sooo good! 0 -
Didn't know what to do about his gf. Couldn't wait anymore0
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We had the same ex it caused jealous moments.0
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Because I couldn't keep track of who I was dating0
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he called me doreen
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She cheated on my with my brother.0
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because she told me to have a 3some with her brother and another.... but got jealous afterwards!
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She wanted a three some with Big Bird! Hell no!0
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Mmmmm Big Bird0
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he had smelly feet...0
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He always turned his back in me when I needed him0
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I was too needy0
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He agreed himself around and there wasn't enough for me0
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Oops spread himself around. Wow autocorrect is a *kitten*0
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She used the dollar sign to cuss0
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he was big bird
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She hated big bird! I had sesame street sheets, wasn't meant to be!0
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She stole my big bird pjs they were my favourite.0
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