We broke up because...

Spnneil06

leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »

she ran some one over.

OMG! SO funny! lol.

Spnneil06

leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »

couldn't lick more than a tricep.

I never knew if he was Leonidas or Spartacus, multiple personalities.

Yogi_warrior

she didn't know i was both

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Spnneil06

she liked to lick then bite my toes. I hated it.

Yogi_warrior

she wanted me to lick her toes.

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brendo204

she bit a chunk out of my tricep

Spnneil06

Turned out she was about the D not the V

the_chiha

All she wanted to do was practice for the spelling bee

Spnneil06

She always turned her ipod to max volume so she didnt hear me.

the_chiha

She didn't like my music

Yogi_warrior

she listened to miley cyrus all day

the_chiha

He never wanted anyone to know that he was the Miley Cyrus fan, owned all of her music....

Spnneil06

Hated that I wouldn't twerk in public.

usmc01462

your still up

Spnneil06

I was jealous of his tattoos.

Spnneil06

usmc01462 wrote: »

your still up

Sleep eludes me...or maybe I haven't tried hard enough.

usmc01462

she wouldn't let me get anymore tattoos

Spnneil06

He thought I was controlling.

usmc01462

she wouldn't let me tie her down

Spnneil06

he tied me to the train tracks as a joke, then forgot me.

the_chiha

She was always gone for long periods of time

iamlynn74

She had T-Mobile I had Verizon

Spnneil06

I had verizon too, but he still wouldn't text or call. Plus thats not my baby!

the_chiha

She wouldn't have my baby

iamlynn74

Maury said I was not the father

Spnneil06

He was always taking other girls on Maury and couldn't understand why that made me mad!

the_chiha

Never took me anywhere

47Jacqueline

Never wanted to spend time at home