We broke up because...
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She said she couldn't be with a almost 35 year old, dumped me the day before my birthday!0
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She turned too old for me....0
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He was constantly checking out younger women.0
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Had bad memories of her birthday and refused to let me ever burn any candles or roast marshmallows or drip wax...0
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She tried to drip wax on my Boobies and I freaked out!!!0
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She wasn't adventurous enough.0
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Her head glowed and kept me awake all night0
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That was my gloworm!0
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She wouldn't let go of her childish things....and take hold of mine0
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He talked about his "equipment" in odd terms.0
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She hogs the covers0
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she grabbed the covers.0
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He wouldn't let me borrow his hoodies0
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Made me sleep n my tractor0
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didn't like me riding hard.0
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He really thought he was Arrow and was arrested for assault by Bow & Arrow!0
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She wouldn't let me wear her shoes...0
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Had so many shoes we didn't have room for the bed0
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He wouldn't build me a shoe closet0
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She was too needy0
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She Said I couldn't wear my spiked Heels during her Campaigning!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She Said I couldn't wear my spiked Heels during her Campaigning!
Only because I planned on wearing them. She didn't like to share
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Didn't support my political aspirations.0
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She ran against me. wtf0
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She was arrested for conspiring to kill her opponent!
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She found someone else while we were on a break0
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She jacked my ipod0
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Wouldn't get over the fact that we were on a break.0
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When I said we should break up she broke my legs!
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She refused to learn to use crutches and made me carry her everywhere!0
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