We broke up because...
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He said I had a big nose. That's mean he NOSE I am sensitive about that.0
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She made puns all the time.0
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She wasn't punny. At all.0
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Profile picture was "up lifting" enough0
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Made the worst jokes.. evar0
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I couldn't get certain parts to "lift".0
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Didn't like my jokes0
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She just wouldn't do that thing that I like her to do..0
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I said she looked "coquettish". She thought I said "coke-headish"0
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She made glasses out of cookies but wouldn't let me eat them. Insisted I wear them instead.0
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showed up to the party w/ the woman I stole, she stole her back....0
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Was always stealing my other lovers!0
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Had more lovers than me, and I'm too competitive for that.0
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She insisted on wearing her glasses to bed.0
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She never told me she loved me0
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Very needy0
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Way too standoffish0
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I've never seen him put on a shirt! He even showed up at Aunt Agnes' Funeral Bare chested!0
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Hated when I didn't wear a shirt.0
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she uses no vowels hard to speak to her0
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Kept correcting my English.0
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Wouldn't help me learn French.0
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wanted me to stop using french! fawk.0
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He wouldn't stop talking. Worse than a woman0
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I kept catching her kissing kjm and she told me he was just teaching her French!0
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Never put pants on0
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she stalked other women0
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^^ this is true.
Would never take his pants off.0 -
Always had her pants off, it made it hard to go out to dinner.0
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Walked around mumbling "take your pants off"0
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