We broke up because...

Ria_StayingFit

He said I had a big nose. That's mean he NOSE I am sensitive about that.

bggghmnr

She made puns all the time.

Travis_2

She wasn't punny. At all.

MaxPower0102

Profile picture was "up lifting" enough

Travis_2

Made the worst jokes.. evar

bggghmnr

I couldn't get certain parts to "lift".

LiftingRiot

Didn't like my jokes

Travis_2

She just wouldn't do that thing that I like her to do..

MaxPower0102

I said she looked "coquettish". She thought I said "coke-headish"

Ria_StayingFit

She made glasses out of cookies but wouldn't let me eat them. Insisted I wear them instead.

iamlynn74

showed up to the party w/ the woman I stole, she stole her back....

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always stealing my other lovers!

bggghmnr

Had more lovers than me, and I'm too competitive for that.

tc1333

She insisted on wearing her glasses to bed.

iamlynn74

She never told me she loved me

LiftingRiot

Very needy

4ever420

Way too standoffish

FabulousFantasticFifty

I've never seen him put on a shirt! He even showed up at Aunt Agnes' Funeral Bare chested!

bggghmnr

Hated when I didn't wear a shirt.

jrline

she uses no vowels hard to speak to her

kjm3579

Kept correcting my English.

bggghmnr

Wouldn't help me learn French.

Yogi_warrior

wanted me to stop using french! fawk.

LiftingRiot

He wouldn't stop talking. Worse than a woman

FabulousFantasticFifty

I kept catching her kissing kjm and she told me he was just teaching her French!

Travis_2

Never put pants on

Yogi_warrior

she stalked other women

bggghmnr

^^ this is true.

Would never take his pants off.

kjm3579

Always had her pants off, it made it hard to go out to dinner.

LiftingRiot

Walked around mumbling "take your pants off"