We broke up because...

Noelv1976

Never visited me while I was in jail!

aesthetikk

called other men for conjugal visits and not me

determined_ella

I broke him out of prison... apparently he wanted to stay as the food was better than mine... that was the last straw

aesthetikk

she refused to suck on anything other than a straw

determined_ella

well if you give me a straw instead of a thick juicy lolly what is a girl meant to do
because he called his limbs names of random objects

kjm3579

Kept talking about sucking on other things instead of my sausage!

Shananigans457

I'm a vegetarian and he kept pushing me to eat sausage!

jrline

she wanted me to be vegetarian

Travis_2

He wouldn't eat my sausage.

LiftingRiot

Not enough sauage

JenNicole11

he made me feel inadequate all the time!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She insisted on calling my penis her "happy poker" even in public

LiftingRiot

She was inadequate most of the time

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

He REFUSED to put a damn shirt on and fondled his nipples on line at the bank all the time in anticipation of cashing is check

LiftingRiot

He knew me too well. It was creepy

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

He kept telling me it was my fat a ss not the jeans that made me look fat

LiftingRiot

Too much junk in the trunk

bggghmnr

He hated all the junk in my trunk

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She would always fart in elevators, giggle, then tell the other patrons it was ME!!!!

Spnneil06

He wanted to know TMI!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She was a mystery

JasonH_DFW

she took me for granted

haloandhorns69

He wouldnt let me eat bananas

LiftingRiot

She made the house smell like bananas

haloandhorns69

He kept trying to feed me bananas

4ever420

She was waay too into bananas

haloandhorns69

She wanted me to share my banana

Fvaisey

I fell over every time I watched her eat a banana!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

the only thing going in that mouth was a banana

Spnneil06

He ate all of our banana's with someone else!