We broke up because...

haloandhorns69

She didn't like the taste of my ChapStick

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

she refused to try an apple or orange

Anahita_Swims

its got irritated by me braiing his hair all the time

Building_Bulk

She wouldn't believe I was really only talking to Jake from State Farm.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I kept motorboating her in public but I mean, LOOK at her!!!

kjm3579

She kept styling my hair, even "that" hair.....

LiftingRiot

Had no style

Travis_2

He wouldn't let me rub his head for good luck.

R1DemonEyes

He was obsessed with rubbing my head...(Weird)

Farm_Girl_Strong

Wouldn't go hunting with me! Deal breaker!

haloandhorns69

Kept trying to get me to go hunting!!!

Ria_StayingFit

Hated my venison burgers. Said they were too dry.

Farm_Girl_Strong

haloandhorns69 wrote: »

Kept trying to get me to go hunting!!!

I think we need to work on our issues in therapy

Travis_2

Refused to buy beef.

Ria_StayingFit

Because he started every sentence with "where's the beef"

MaxPower0102

She saw me naked and asked "Where's the beef?"

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

He was into women. GO figure!

MaxPower0102

He hated my boyfriend

Ria_StayingFit

I was into women too. It was always a fight over which one of us would bring her home.

iamlynn74

She caught me with the woman she brought home

haloandhorns69

Wouldn't share

Ria_StayingFit

And he wouldn't let me join so I went and found my own party.

haloandhorns69

She was too n to clowns

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haloandhorns69

He was into clown pen

haloandhorns69

haloandhorns69 wrote: »

He was into clown pen

Clown porn

Travis_2

Was afraid of clowns...

Ria_StayingFit

He was too secretive about his phone contacts.

Yogi_warrior

she was very nosy.

Travis_2

He kept smooth talking all the women away from me