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We broke up because...
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How do you mend a broken heart?0
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she was a clinger :-p0
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Always hard to be romantic when his triceps are in your face0
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Haha. That's a tricep? Is what I said0
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kept looking at other men's triceps0
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she asked about fire hole.0
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She caught me making out with her mom0
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she made out with some ones mom0
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I went to bed.0
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He found out she made out with someones mom0
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He tried to bring a ninja sword to bed and said it would add some "action"0
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He made me laugh. Which is why I was broken hearted when he left.0
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couldn't handle my sword in bed0
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Didn't trust my sword skills either0
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He brought weapons to bed0
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she was forcing me to crush on her0
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he was hard to please0
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Spilled orange crush on me in bed..
ETA favorite is grape crush
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drank too much soda0
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Had some weird alter-ego who hated grapes....0
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Always did the abc's while belching0
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Didnt brush her teeth enough
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Was mad that he couldn't belch the whole alphabet and had to stop at E.0
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smoked crack0
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she was grammar police0
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her favorite princess was Cinderella, every one knows pochahantes is the best0
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Kept asking if I had a fish taco, didn't realize that I had a damn giant chimichanga0
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Never had enough spoons for my crack addiction0
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He couldn't spell0
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