We broke up because...
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Had some weird alter-ego who hated grapes....0
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Always did the abc's while belching0
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Didnt brush her teeth enough
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Was mad that he couldn't belch the whole alphabet and had to stop at E.0
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smoked crack0
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she was grammar police0
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her favorite princess was Cinderella, every one knows pochahantes is the best0
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Kept asking if I had a fish taco, didn't realize that I had a damn giant chimichanga0
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Never had enough spoons for my crack addiction0
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He couldn't spell0
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she was on crack0
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^^ he didn't like my "tools"0
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My tools were better0
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She always wanted to run0
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I was cheering for Real0
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I always won0
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The fake cheering turned me off0
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She never gave it up0
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He always wanted to hit my bag0
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