We broke up because...
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she was on crack0
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^^ he didn't like my "tools"0
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My tools were better0
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She always wanted to run0
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I was cheering for Real0
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I always won0
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The fake cheering turned me off0
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She never gave it up0
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He always wanted to hit my bag0
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had a bruised bag0
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Looked like samuel l jackson0
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Tried to "act cool" in his pics too hard0
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was too judgmental-1
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He always ate my bacon sandwich0
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Wouldn't share his bacon0
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Stored bacon on her boots for some reason0
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He ran off with the crazy runner chick0
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he was into librarians that wore diapers0
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would browse misc all day0
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Only wanted girls who wore boots0
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He wouldn't take a picture with me0
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Went hulk on all my sheets0 -
Rode the tractor more than me0
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caught him rubbing one out with a belt around his neck0
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He made up too many sick stories and then wanted to play them out0
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her noodz were out of focus0
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Spent too much time at the old age home0
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He spent his life in the shadows.0
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always walked with her hand in my back pocket when we were out0
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