We broke up because...
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she wore clothes !
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Wanted to go to dinner parties instead of our bedroom parties.0
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Wanted to keep me in bed but wouldn't feed me. A woman needs fuel to keep going. We are not the energizer bunny.0
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He went to Walmart in his birthday suit0
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Complained about everything I did, even when I went shopping for us at Walmart.0
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I was a Walmart snob and only shopped at Target! ;p0
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She wouldn't be seen out in public with me0
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Would only be intimate if we were in a public place -- must have an exhibitionist fetish.0
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He took a bathroom selfie0
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She was always in the bathroom -- she had that weird diet....0
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He refused to clean the bathroom0
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Kept a journal of my bathroom visits! :wtf:0
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...i got nuthin' ... lol0
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she had better throwback pics than mine0
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He liked me 30 years ago better than now!0
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Would never take that hood off.0
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He was always late0
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She was too dang cute!!!0
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She didn't get the whole making an appearance thing.0
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Was always worried about appearances.0
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had problem with appearances.0
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I wasn't old enough0
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she vanished !0
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spent all the money on guitar0
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I liked pianos0
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she didn't like my singing in shower0
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Stole my Grand Piano0
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she was slow0
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Would let us have sexy times on her piano0
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Didn't respect the piano0
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