What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Gummy bears. Like a lot of them and they are stale and some mouldy but he's prepared for the day the gummy bears run out

mugshots from all of the times he was arrested.

All the jerseys from his the Sports he played all through Middle School and High School.

Apple sauce. I know weird but hey it's his closet

A old burrito

Punky Brewster sleeping bag

Several years worth of Halloween costumes

Assless chaps

Motivational books.. If you believe it you can achieve it?

Pink tights and tutu's

A life-size chocolate statue of Channing Tatum.

A book full of Witchcraft spells

What is under that hat? Can you at least give us a peek?
In your closet are a lifetime supply of chalk and a rectal thermometer. Not quite sure why those two things but it is your closet handyrunner!

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