Worst Pick Up Lines..

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  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    I was 14 and my friends dad asked me if I wanted to fold his underwear...he was the creepiest of all creeps. *shudder*
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    oh, he was just being friendly?
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    borst14 wrote: »
    oh, he was just being friendly?

    oo god no. that is beyond creepy

  • tziol
    tziol Posts: 206 Member
    do you like yoga? If you do then Yoganna love me!

    how much did you pay for those pants? you could get them 100% off at my place.
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    @tziol the yoga one was is really sad lol
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  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    "id like to die while inside you"

    "id drag my balls through broken glass just to smell your fart"
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
    Hey you got sexy legs, what time do they open?
  • tziol
    tziol Posts: 206 Member
    @justinegibbons‌ but it made you laugh hahah

    this one is very sad:

    excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    You look Dutch...do you have any German in you?

    No? Want some?


    I've never actually used this, but I find it funny...
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  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Death_Penalty wrote: »
    Do you want to pretend that you are my big toe so I can bang you on my coffee table?

    If we have to resort to cannibalism, guess which part of you I'm going to eat first...

    They would make me laugh!
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    I saw one on here today of a guy saying that he didn't want conversation, just sex.
  • lakhena
    lakhena Posts: 57 Member
    A funny one I received was "If you were any more beautiful, you'd be a felony."

    Of course, my quick reply was, "Are you suggesting I'm only a misdemeanor now?"

    He didn't even look like a cop. My guess would have been a prosecuting attorney from his fancy suit.
  • shoedc22
    shoedc22 Posts: 62 Member
    justinegibbons wrote: »
    what's the worst pick up line you've ever gotten?

    Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol
    justinegibbons wrote: »
    what's the worst pick up line you've ever gotten?

    Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol

    Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again lol
  • sabowman93
    sabowman93 Posts: 139 Member
    Hey are you from Tennessee? Cause you seem like you could be from Tennessee
  • AU_Girl
    AU_Girl Posts: 24
    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

    College kids...smh
  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    - Did it hurt?
    - Did what hurt?
    - The fall when you fell from heaven ( he was Irish and had definitely kissed the Blarney Stone!)
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