Worst Pick Up Lines..
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....and, you're welcome, to one of the dudes on this thread who will use this someday....0
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I've seen you before. Bc I can't forget those boobs
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Tinder lines too strong. Saving this puppy for my birthday this month. I'm trying to get slapped around by a fiesty one. "I wanna smear green paint on you and spank you like a disobedient avacado" or if that fails go with the Johnny bravo "Hey foxy mama, you smell kinda pretty. wanna smell smell me? Heh-hah-hurr *flex like a mad man*
Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?"0 -
(A long time ago) a friend if mine approached a girl at a loud bar and said "would you like to dance?" She made the most disgusted face and said no, to which he replied "I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants."0
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Not even kidding, I just received a message from a MFP member saying, "Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."0
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Are those space pants? Because your *kitten* is out of this world.0
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?0
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How much will a 20 get me?0
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congratulations...you've just lowered your standards0
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justinegibbons wrote: »what's the worst pick up line you've ever gotten?
Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol
That didn't work? Back to the drawing board.
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I was 14 and my friends dad asked me if I wanted to fold his underwear...he was the creepiest of all creeps. *shudder*0
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oh, he was just being friendly?0
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do you like yoga? If you do then Yoganna love me!
how much did you pay for those pants? you could get them 100% off at my place.
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@tziol the yoga one was is really sad lol0
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"id like to die while inside you"
"id drag my balls through broken glass just to smell your fart"0 -
Hey you got sexy legs, what time do they open?0
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@justinegibbons but it made you laugh hahah
this one is very sad:
excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.0 -
You look Dutch...do you have any German in you?
No? Want some?
I've never actually used this, but I find it funny...0
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