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    Worst Pick Up Lines..

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    • Posts: 1,954 Member
      I was 14 and my friends dad asked me if I wanted to fold his underwear...he was the creepiest of all creeps. *shudder*
    • Posts: 1,954 Member
      oh, he was just being friendly?
    • Posts: 3,323 Member
      borst14 wrote: »
      oh, he was just being friendly?

      oo god no. that is beyond creepy

    • Posts: 206 Member
      do you like yoga? If you do then Yoganna love me!

      how much did you pay for those pants? you could get them 100% off at my place.
    • Posts: 918 Member
      @tziol the yoga one was is really sad lol
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    • Posts: 5,585 Member
      "id like to die while inside you"

      "id drag my balls through broken glass just to smell your fart"
    • Posts: 1,272 Member
      Hey you got sexy legs, what time do they open?
    • Posts: 206 Member
      @justinegibbons‌ but it made you laugh hahah

      this one is very sad:

      excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
    • Posts: 684 Member
      You look Dutch...do you have any German in you?

      No? Want some?


      I've never actually used this, but I find it funny...
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    • Posts: 13,254 Member
      Death_Penalty wrote: »
      Do you want to pretend that you are my big toe so I can bang you on my coffee table?

      If we have to resort to cannibalism, guess which part of you I'm going to eat first...

      They would make me laugh!
    • Posts: 1,819 Member
      I saw one on here today of a guy saying that he didn't want conversation, just sex.
    • Posts: 57 Member
      A funny one I received was "If you were any more beautiful, you'd be a felony."

      Of course, my quick reply was, "Are you suggesting I'm only a misdemeanor now?"

      He didn't even look like a cop. My guess would have been a prosecuting attorney from his fancy suit.
    • Posts: 62 Member
      justinegibbons wrote: »
      what's the worst pick up line you've ever gotten?

      Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol
      justinegibbons wrote: »
      what's the worst pick up line you've ever gotten?

      Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol

      Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again lol
    • Posts: 139 Member
      Hey are you from Tennessee? Cause you seem like you could be from Tennessee
    • Posts: 24
      Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

      College kids...smh
    • Posts: 786 Member
      - Did it hurt?
      - Did what hurt?
      - The fall when you fell from heaven ( he was Irish and had definitely kissed the Blarney Stone!)
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