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    Any good detox or cleanses that actually work???

    Posts: 45 Member
    edited November 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
    IF so let me know. Please

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    • Posts: 15,151 Member
      NO-double post.
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    • Posts: 4,195 Member
      Please read back 2-4 pages and you will find many previous threads on this topic.

      It's a popular one!
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      edited March 2015
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      edited March 2015
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    • Posts: 173 Member
      Yea

      it's called your GI tract. Eat some fiber. It'll do you good.
    • Posts: 17,890 Member
      No. Not today either.
    • Posts: 8,029 Member
      Nope.
    • Posts: 1,951 Member
      Do you have working organs? Yes or No?

      If you answered yes - they do all the detoxing you need
      If you answered no - you gonna die, maybe go see a doctor.
    • Posts: 17,456 Member
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    • Posts: 15,267 Member
      edited March 2015
      rabbitjb wrote: »
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      Agreed...

      there is a group here in town *cough* simply FL that is advertising a detox...they were low on my list of things to respect but now they are on the bottom...

      I keep trying to get a pic on my phone to post on FB but hard to do when I am driving...
    • Posts: 477 Member
      Your body knows exactly what to do, even if your brain is not up to scratch.
    • Posts: 7 Member
      So much negativity! Well I am currently a nursing student in microbiology and heavy folks do tend to have more unneeded microorganisms in their gut, so it is recommended to get the good microbiota in check and up to proper levels while lessening the bad. The basic one used before colonoscopies is good. Mixing something like miralax with gatorade and clearing yourself out for a day. You must watch your diet and up your intake of probiotics for a few weeks post. Limit (or abstain from) red meat as well.
    • Posts: 581 Member
      Nope. Sorry. They all do more harm than good.
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    • Posts: 1,951 Member
      mrspauleon wrote: »
      So much negativity! Well I am currently a nursing student in microbiology and heavy folks do tend to have more unneeded microorganisms in their gut, so it is recommended to get the good microbiota in check and up to proper levels while lessening the bad. The basic one used before colonoscopies is good. Mixing something like miralax with gatorade and clearing yourself out for a day. You must watch your diet and up your intake of probiotics for a few weeks post. Limit (or abstain from) red meat as well.

      As a nursing student, you should stop spreading medical misinformation.

    • Posts: 8,680 Member
      Well people forgot to say water.
    • Posts: 937 Member
      mrspauleon wrote: »
      So much negativity! Well I am currently a nursing student in microbiology and heavy folks do tend to have more unneeded microorganisms in their gut, so it is recommended to get the good microbiota in check and up to proper levels while lessening the bad. The basic one used before colonoscopies is good. Mixing something like miralax with gatorade and clearing yourself out for a day. You must watch your diet and up your intake of probiotics for a few weeks post. Limit (or abstain from) red meat as well.

      Please cite your sources. Because no.

    • Posts: 10 Member
      I like using diet teas I find in the organic section at the grocery store. They are usually 10 day cleanses that work really well. They don't make you lose weight, but help clean out your system and they make and keep my stomach flat.
    • Posts: 937 Member
      torimckenrick wrote: »
      I like using diet teas I find in the organic section at the grocery store. They are usually 10 day cleanses that work really well. They don't make you lose weight, but help clean out your system and they make and keep my stomach flat.
      Stahp.

    • Posts: 1,951 Member
      torimckenrick wrote: »
      I like using diet teas I find in the organic section at the grocery store. They are usually 10 day cleanses that work really well. They don't make you lose weight, but help clean out your system and they make and keep my stomach flat.

      No!
    • Posts: 8,680 Member
      torimckenrick wrote: »
      I like using diet teas I find in the organic section at the grocery store. They are usually 10 day cleanses that work really well. They don't make you lose weight, but help clean out your system and they make and keep my stomach flat.

      I rather waste money somewhere else.
    • Posts: 29,136 Member
      your liver and kidneys do this...
    • Posts: 29,136 Member
      torimckenrick wrote: »
      I like using diet teas I find in the organic section at the grocery store. They are usually 10 day cleanses that work really well. They don't make you lose weight, but help clean out your system and they make and keep my stomach flat.

      first post = epic NO
    • Posts: 581 Member
      torimckenrick wrote: »
      I like using diet teas I find in the organic section at the grocery store. They are usually 10 day cleanses that work really well. They don't make you lose weight, but help clean out your system and they make and keep my stomach flat.

      I would never drink tea again if I had to do this...
    • Posts: 10,322 Member
      rabbitjb wrote: »
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      This sums it up. Anyone who says otherwise should be disregarded.
    • Posts: 1,896 Member
      rabbitjb wrote: »
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      I had to laugh at this. Just an hour ago someone told me the same thing when I told them that detoxes are nonsense. This pic would have really came in handy.
    • Posts: 17,456 Member
      mrspauleon wrote: »
      So much negativity! Well I am currently a nursing student in microbiology and heavy folks do tend to have more unneeded microorganisms in their gut, so it is recommended to get the good microbiota in check and up to proper levels while lessening the bad. The basic one used before colonoscopies is good. Mixing something like miralax with gatorade and clearing yourself out for a day. You must watch your diet and up your intake of probiotics for a few weeks post. Limit (or abstain from) red meat as well.

      Ehrmagherd ...a nursing student who has taken a class...it must be twue!

      Cite scientific sources please
    • Posts: 1,304 Member
      torimckenrick wrote: »
      I like using diet teas I find in the organic section at the grocery store. They are usually 10 day cleanses that work really well. They don't make you lose weight, but help clean out your system and they make and keep my stomach flat.

      What do you know, a tea that keeps your stomach flat. Who knew.
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