We broke up because...
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            Too much of a ladies man!
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            Didn't like my afro. Yeaaa0
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            he had creatures living in his afro!0
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            She didn't like me keeping minions in my afro0
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            she wouldnt flirt with me anymore ;p0
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            He kept running away0
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            she wouldnt chase me0
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            Always expected me to do all the chasing.Pfft!0
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            Only got lovin' if I chased her around the house and caught her -- last time we ended up running a 5K before bed.0
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            I'm apparently not worth the chase!0
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            kept moving house so i couldnt stalk her anymore0
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            Never cared where I went or what I did....0
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            she went to rub-n'-tugs and did my best friend0
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            Named his pecs after his protein shakes: Syntha and Cellucor0
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            Made me watch so many stupid movies0
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            she thought Prison s|u*s 3 was a stupid movie0
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            He got a job as a Fluffer on a Porn Movie!
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            she wouldnt hold my hand in public0
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            i couldn't keep up with her crazy lifestyle.0
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            Snores like a bear. And I REFUSE to sleep elsewhere.0
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            Never combed her hair the other way!0
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            Would forget to take his head warmer off when he went to the bank...tired of bailing him out0
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            Every time he smile he would radiate and get me dizzy!
(And when with me he smiled constantly!
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            she was out of my league0
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            Burnt a piece of my toast....I refuse to have burnt toast appear at any time in my life, if I can help it.0
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            She turned into a girl0
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            She was too young and too girl!
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            she kept bragging to her friends at the dinner party how i was hung like a horse. It was embarrasing0
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            Wasnt old enough0
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            I was too old...0
 
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