Chuck Norris Facts
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Mr Miyagi waxes Chuck Norris's car.0
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Yesss!!!!0
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Chuck Norris once ran backwards from a fight. He did that so he could kick that dude's *kitten* from the other side.0
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Chuck Norris Won "Iron Chef America" with only one dish and an expired, unheated microwave burrito from 7-Eleven.0
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A giraffe became a girafffe because Chuck Norris kicked a horse under the mouth0
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Chuck Norris is the reason NWA ran Straight Outta Compton.0
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Chuck Norris had sex in a semi. Some of his sperm got into the engine, and now the truck is known as Optimus Prime0
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with a cordless phone.0
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If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille0
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.0
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Chuch Norris can make a Taylor Swift relationship last.0
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Chuck Norris doen't always drink beer. But when he does, he prefers to roundhouse kick "The Most Interesting Man in the World" in the face and takes his Dos Equis.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity..... Twice.0
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Chuck Norris turned 75 today, or should I say 75 turned chuck Norris.0
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When Chuck Norris has morning wood, he's taller laying down than standing up.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups - he pushes the world down0
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Chuck Norris' tears contain the cure for cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.0
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