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His milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.0
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Uhh...0
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baconboobies wrote: »His milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.
Her tits were bacon instead of pepperoni0 -
Her bacon brought all the boys to the yard0
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Because, because, because, because, becaaauuuseee, all of the wonderful things he does!0
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Im not bossy, im a sweet little angelBlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »BlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »
well thats obvious isnt it?BlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »she was too pretty
okay youre just a whiny cry baby thenBlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »wouldnt stop whining when i pointed out hes a hippie
Kept trying to make me into a hippie, baby back *kitten*.
And you're just a little devil dressed in an adorable girl's skin
but that doesnt excuse you for being a whiny brat
You're having fun aren't you? Cause I am
maybe
bossy
hippie baby
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pechepanda wrote: »
Im not bossy, im a sweet little angelBlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »BlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »
well thats obvious isnt it?BlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »she was too pretty
okay youre just a whiny cry baby thenBlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »wouldnt stop whining when i pointed out hes a hippie
Kept trying to make me into a hippie, baby back *kitten*.
And you're just a little devil dressed in an adorable girl's skin
but that doesnt excuse you for being a whiny brat
You're having fun aren't you? Cause I am
maybe bossy
hippie baby
You're the hippie 0 -
Get a room0
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Kept staring at me!0
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nowweseeyou wrote: »Get a room
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he wouldnt take that ridiculous hat off
well im a cute hippieBlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »
Im not bossy, im a sweet little angelBlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »BlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »
well thats obvious isnt it?BlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »she was too pretty
okay youre just a whiny cry baby thenBlackScorpio91 wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »wouldnt stop whining when i pointed out hes a hippie
Kept trying to make me into a hippie, baby back *kitten*.
And you're just a little devil dressed in an adorable girl's skin
but that doesnt excuse you for being a whiny brat
You're having fun aren't you? Cause I am
maybe bossy
hippie baby
You're the hippie
and youre still a cry baby
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He didn't like to snuggle0
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i wasn't in to snuggling0
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I got confused and brought over my snuggy collection0
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He collected odd things. Cluttered the house.0
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she stole my bacon stash0
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She couldn't navigate through the house without knocking everything over0
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His thighs stole all the ladies.0
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He thought I was too much of a tease0
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carolinagirl543 wrote: »He thought I was too much of a tease
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he thought tony was a troll0
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He gave all of our fruit and veggies to the bridge troll0
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He sulked too much0
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she was too young0
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His grandkids were always over0
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He wanted me on that new gym equipment too much... and not for lifting0
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He crushed me with his thighs0
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The unrelenting sleep farts0
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