We broke up because...

Yogi_warrior

Alisontheice wrote: »

He didn't like me enough to be my friend

She never sent a FR.

Alisontheice

Cause I Drunk posted on his status

Yogi_warrior

she was drunk.

ScorpioJack_91

Was kicking too many people

Yogi_warrior

couldn't kick any one, not Sparta worthy.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I destroyed him in the Colesseum!

Yogi_warrior

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

I destroyed him in the Colesseum!

She dreamed too much. Leonidas was a king not gladiator.

carolinagirl543

He thought he was the Kind and I was his Queen

Yogi_warrior

couldn't last for 100 reps of bench press.

Constancio_Ross

she wasn't that good in bed

carolinagirl543

@leonidas_and_spartacus‌ He was all smack talk

Tigg_er

The queen jumped the Bishop and kicked my *kitten* out !

strwbry74

He kept yelling "check mate"!

Tigg_er

She always called the cops on me !

strwbry74

Tigg_er wrote: »

She always called the cops on me !

LMAO!!!

Tigg_er

And they would never listen to my side

the_chiha

He was in jail

Yogi_warrior

he always took sides

SojournerThirteen

Always too focused on which side someone is on

strwbry74

He wouldn't take a side. Kept changing his story......

slimgirljo15

What ??? Wait!!! We broke up ..... ...you never told me

Melissa90xo

Spent all our money on strippers and cocaine

monii702

She can't hang.

Malikor

She drank all of My Coffee

rockyyy1991

I hate the smell of coffe

aesthetikk

she stunk up the loo...i had to wait atleast half an hour before i could enter

slimgirljo15

He couldnt keep up

elephant2mouse

He always poo'd in public restrooms. .. I was always awkwardly waiting outside.

determined_ella

nope... I would not break up with bacon... in any way
she must have snuck out!

blossomholly

She had a obsession with her ex Bacon's Boobies.