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We broke up because...

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  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She talked like a leprechaun
  • guinevere96
    guinevere96 Posts: 1,445 Member
    He was prejudiced towards leprechauns
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She believed that leprechauns were real and after her!
  • guinevere96
    guinevere96 Posts: 1,445 Member
    Did not support my religious beliefs about the existence of leprechauns.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Had strange religious beliefs -- found her up at midnight chanting from some old book
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wasn't open to new ideas
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She didn't like my new ideas once I took her to that adult sex dungeon
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    his adult sex dungeon was actually just a kids castle bouncy house, we couldn't bring outside "toys" in because he didn't want to lose his rental deposit!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Always made me pay a rental deposit, even when we went to bed.....
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    wouldn't sign my contract!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wanted a contract for our physical contact
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Didn't like that I brought my lawyer into bed with us, like physically in the bed with us!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I wanted to do a 3 some with her and the lawyer but the lawyer was only interested in the paperwork
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Tried to sleep with our Lawyer Bob, he wasn't to happy about it.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She introduced the lawyer as Bobbi, I was unpleasantly surprised later.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was always surprised about things, he was constantly jumping and screaming!
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He was always surprised about things, he was constantly jumping and screaming!

    She bit my finger!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    He was one of the guys I chased out of our bed
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I misunderstood when he said he was open I thought that made it an open relationship.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I said the bathroom was open, I thought she needed to use the facilities.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    he mumbled when he talked, brought on all sorts of confusion.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    We played in different softball leagues. He couldn't handle the seperation.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    When she talked about balls, well, I just thought of something entirely different.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    His mind was always in the gutter
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    His mind was always in the gutter
    True, true, but it's a tough job and somebody has to do it.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was still thinking about his ex bf! Broke my heart!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Kept talking about her ex's and how they broke her heart - couldn't get her to focus on us.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He slept with my mom!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She wasn't as good in bed as her mom.
  • guinevere96
    guinevere96 Posts: 1,445 Member
    edited March 2015
    he had a mommy fetish.

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