We broke up because...

kjm3579

She didn't like acting out my fetishes.

Spnneil06

He made me call him baby and he called me mommy, twisted

kjm3579

She kept yelling out oh daddy, I think she had issues.

LiftingRiot

I didn't have daddy issues

Brooklyn_Kerr

He wanted me to lick his abs ... It got awkward or maybe his abs were just more lick-able than mine......

aesthetikk

she promised me if i worked out for a year, she would finally sleep with me but she didnt keep her promise

pechepanda

He only worked outfit 11 months and 21 days, he said he'd work out for a year

MrsBooBear

She was never flexible with her deadlines.

guinevere96

Was too concerned with the specifics

MaxPower0102

Would never give me any details

MrsBooBear

Had no initiative.

Alisontheice

She'd snuggle the puppy but not me

LiftingRiot

Just wasn't snuggable

urloved33

He was needy.

Spnneil06

She didn't take care of my needs!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was away too long and forgot about me!

Alisontheice

Look at her. I paled in comparison.

Spnneil06

She said I was too pale??? I don't tan, I'm sorry!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always used all my Sunscreen and I ended up red as my lipstick!

OpinionatedCyborg

I had too much red lipstick all over me. =o]

Alisontheice

I'm not sure. I'm still sad

Yogi_warrior

i had to explain every little thing to her.

determined_ella

I called him David in bed

pechepanda

He could never remember where he put his keys or that it wasn't 1943 anymore.

Yogi_warrior

she was involved with some guy named David.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He tried to act like a Goliath!

Alisontheice

She stole my lip balm

FabulousFantasticFifty

She stole my leg Selfies! ;p

Yogi_warrior

she was Jelly of my legs.

Alisontheice

he thought my legs were hideous