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We broke up because...
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that was my lightsaber! she had no idea what my body felt like0
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well you shouldn't have tattooed it like that! it gets confusing!
he wouldn't let me touch him0 -
started hitting on my younger brother the day he turned 180
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aesthetikk wrote: »started hitting on my younger brother the day he turned 18
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Kept talking about some dudes abs0
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Was insecure about complimenting another guy!0
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Too hard to kiss from all the paste eating0
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Her lips were stuck in that position from kissing asflat!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Her lips were stuck in that position from kissing asflat!
You actually did make me lol! MUAHHH!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Her lips were stuck in that position from kissing asflat!
You actually did make me lol! MUAHHH!
She tried to kiss me with broken lips!0 -
He had a phobia about leaving his car and ended up setting up house in there!0
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her fart would kill all our expensive plants0
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He apparently didnt like my perfume!0
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He wore the same shirt every day!0
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Never cut her toe nails. Those things were huge!0
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He didn't support my efforts to have the longest toenails in history! I wanted my picture in the Guinness book of world records!0
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One of her goals was not me.0
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She put a GPS on my car but never stalked me.0
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He wanted me to stalk him, I just didn't have the time.0
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She called my bike a scooter.0
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He kept insisting his scooter was a bike and drove it around everywhere0
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She didn't know how to cook0
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He would only eat carrots and oatmeal.0
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Still didn't know how to cook.0
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He wanted me to cook for him0
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We never broke up, we just separated for a brief minute!0
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I lost sight of her for a minute and she disappeared forever...0
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He wanted to always hold me hand, even when I had to pee. I needed space!0
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