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We broke up because...
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She kept making bacon bras0
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leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »he thought tony was a troll
Then what is he? Retarded?0 -
BlackScorpio91 wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »he thought tony was a troll
Then what is he? Retarded?
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He turned 80, he got too old0
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leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »BlackScorpio91 wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »he thought tony was a troll
Then what is he? Retarded?
If this is true...I didn't know that. I thought he was trolling, I haven't even been here for that long to know him and most of the other people.0 -
He hated bacon0
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she didn't buy enough bacon from store.0
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He killed my pet pig for bacon!0
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She only bought bacon from the store0
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She kept murdering all of my pet teacup pigs0
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She wore nappies to bed because she was too lazy to get up in the night0
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blossomholly wrote: »She wore nappies to bed because she was too lazy to get up in the night
She kept brushing her hair0 -
He liked tangled hair.
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baconboobies wrote: »BlackScorpio91 wrote: »blossomholly wrote: »She wore nappies to bed because she was too lazy to get up in the night
She kept brushing her hair
She wouldn't leave her sworn enemy alone0 -
he thought i didn't like him0
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She Insisted on making everything out of bacon0
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He had too many enemies I was scared for my life0
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blossomholly wrote: »He had too many enemies I was scared for my life
She was scared for her life by my enemies0 -
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she ate all my bacon0
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Omg.I just ate cold.bacon....but we broke bencause of my DruNk posting g0
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She wouldn't share her wine0
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She wanted to sneak wine all day long0
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she was scared of me.0
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carolinagirl543 wrote: »She wanted to sneak wine all day long
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He had no torso0
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she missed my face0
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He didn't like me enough to be my friend0
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Alisontheice wrote: »He didn't like me enough to be my friend
Because I was too friendly with her.0
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