We broke up because...
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            I don't think I'm allowed to break up0
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            She was clingy0
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            She didn't like my clingy underwear.0
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            He wasn't demonstrative enough0
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            Kept gluing underwear to her booty0
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            Didn't like the taste of the organic glue!0
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            Was secretly a cat lady, not actually just a skinny cat0
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            I Meow-ed Too Much0
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            Wanted to be kept in a crate....weird0
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            She was a cat collector. In lots of crates0
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            He thought my collections were weird0
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            She was a hoarder. But she called it collections0
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            He collected images of his ex's trimming their toenails.0
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            We were better as friends:)0
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            I don't know.really. Just drifted apart....sigh.0
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She wore pink...like everyday....Alisontheice wrote: »I don't know.really. Just drifted apart....sigh.
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            She tried to fool me by putting tap water in the Fiji water bottle.0
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            He had an issue with the water he already pays for!0
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            would always wear white and then pour water over her top when we were outside0
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            Didn't like the way an older woman had confidence.
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            She was too confident0
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            She said I had waaay too much confidence! ;p0
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            Didn't like the way the older men had confidence
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            Didn't realise that I thought her confidence was sexy.
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            wanted to color coordinate our undies everytime we went out. i didnt get it!0
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            Didn't understand the complexities of harmony.0
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            Whats not to get Dammit!!!0
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            Was into Voodoo dolls0
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            Too similar to admit our differences!0
 
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