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We broke up because...
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tried to make love to a tree0
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No way no how am I ever breaking up with you. ..got it
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she booked our holiday..she went to Hawaii..I ended up in Iraq0
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I hate roo steaks0
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She called me roo steaks, apparently it wasn't a compliment.0
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She kept talking about some guy named Roo0
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He kept talking to himself.0
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She was a very private person, never let me into her inner circle0
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Minion Puppet Show, need i say more??0
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Was afraid of my "puppet" -- she kept screaming something I couldn't understand0
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He dumped me after I lost too much weight, kept saying I wasn't half the woman I used to be.0
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She became anorexic and literally wasn't half the woman she was -- insisted on weighing "everything"0
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I found him in bed with the woman's world champion sumo wrestler!0
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she didnt satisfy all my needs0
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He wanted me to do weird things with flutes!0
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Her brass smelled funny...0
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She wouldn't let me take my flute to band camp.0
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He still attended Band Camp!0
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I wanted to wear all her shoes0
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She had a shoe fetish0
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She had no interest in foot fashion!0
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Her interest in foot fashion got out of control0
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Never shared my love of feet...0
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His shoe's were too expensive and he was broke!0
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BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
They were 13 in the child size, it was awkward looking.0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »His shoe's were too expensive and he was broke!
She's all about the money!
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He was Shallow0
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I found out why they called her "Firemama" she was an arsonist and burned down my house when she got mad at me!
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She oops lolfiremama28 wrote: »He was Shallow
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