We broke up because...

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  • Sarahndipity30
    Sarahndipity30 Posts: 310 Member
    always brought sand into the house
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    i caught her in bed with someone else and her response was " Its not cheating if i am paying for it" :'(
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Didn't like the way I "tipped" for good service.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    she refused to service my tip
  • Sarahndipity30
    Sarahndipity30 Posts: 310 Member
    aesthetikk wrote: »
    i caught her in bed with someone else and her response was " Its not cheating if i am paying for it" :'(

    He yelled at me for using his money to pay for hookers.. whats his is mine I thought?!

  • skittlelancing
    skittlelancing Posts: 9 Member
    She told me my toenails were laughable. :'(
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She didn't share the rainbow. I like skittles too
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    I don't like Skittles. Apparently, that's a deal breaker.
  • Darkhawk1969
    Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member
    There was no gold at the end of therainbow
  • Sarahndipity30
    Sarahndipity30 Posts: 310 Member
    he tried climbing a rainbow... crazy
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She talked about diversity and rainbows, I didn't know she was referring to her diverse stable of lovers.
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Couldn't keep up with my train of thought. :smile:
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    I was stupid
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
    he was a dumb@SS :#
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    Yes I was!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Kept telling me her other lovers were dumb@ss's -- made me wonder what she said about me.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    one whitehead, pimple or blackhead on my body and he wouldnt touch me that night
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    he found new ways to keep an eye on me :scream: it was just too much :joy:





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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Awww geezzzzz I don't want to break up :'(
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    we only told people we broke up so that we could get into a singles club! :joy:
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    she would mix a blue pill in my drink, make some excuse and leave for the night..pure evil this one!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    :open_mouth: I would never do such a thing! I actually gave him the pill thinking it would take hours to kick in so went shopping... came home to find him with a full stash of hidden p*rn I knew nothing about :o:joy:
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Would only be with me if I took her little blue pills -- I thought they were viagra but I found out differently .....
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Kept getting into my stash of happy pills and taking them
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Would only get intimate if she took her happy pills.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    edited March 2015
    had a premium account on all the popular porn sites
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    Watched em stuff an entire slice of pizza in their mouth
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  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    I was ready but she never showed
  • melissacurry04
    melissacurry04 Posts: 34 Member
    I found out he was already married!

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