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We broke up because...

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  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    she liked to whisper in my ear.....with a megaphone
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  • cboehm
    cboehm Posts: 462 Member
    She would not make me waffles for breakfast
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She wanted me to serve her breakfast in bed every day.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I wanted to have her for my breakfast in bed every day but she claimed she was really hungry -- I thought we could live on love.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    he wouldnt buy protein bars for me
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    Because i couldn't do as many pull ups as him.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was so darn competitive. Made us do a "who wore it best" competition any time I borrowed her clothes!
  • trance79
    trance79 Posts: 22 Member
    He punched me in the face
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She thought I was a guy! What a surprise for her.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    She refused to wax her mustache
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She didn't like my all natural look
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Her armpits were a jungle
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I woke to her trying to shave me.
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    She didn't like when I tried to do nice things to for her
  • Ambrosia29
    Ambrosia29 Posts: 40 Member
    She was stuck on superficial things and jealous that I was outpacing her.
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    Played WOW without me.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I didn't understand how to play WOW and she wouldn't teach me (yes I know what it is)
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She thought WOW was Witches of Westbrook. She was way off
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She would walk around naked and expect me to look her in the eye!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept looking down at me and saying "wow" -- I understand it wasn't a compliment to my anatomy
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    She didn't want me to walk around naked anymore
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Always wanted me to be naked, but was too cheap to turn on the heat in our house
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Got mad when I laughed at him being naked...he would yell "BUT ITS COLD!"
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Got mad when I laughed at him being naked...he would yell "BUT ITS COLD!"

    That was shrinkage!!!

    Wanted to have my kids but had so many men "friends" I was never sure who she was with

  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    had a birth mark that look like Jesus, I felt guilty cause he and I went to college together.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    he was obsessed with the time! everything had to be done by a certain time... shower 7 minutes.. even less for the fun stuff :open_mouth:
  • lacie777
    lacie777 Posts: 2 Member
    Was a neat freak
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    He just would not show his real self to me.

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