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We broke up because...

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  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    She always made the "duck" face.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Still had her ex's heart. I mean literally, that shiit was in her keepsake box!
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Looked in my keepsake box
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Locked my into handcuffs and put them in her keepsake box
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was a super tiny man that fit into a box!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Found him handcuffed to some girl named Becka's bed!!
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    she kept insisting the bugs were her pets
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    He kept insisting on being called a skinhead even though I told him that it didn't mean what he thought it means.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    He liked to pee in the pool
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    MikeCrazy wrote: »
    He kept insisting on being called a skinhead even though I told him that it didn't mean what he thought it means.

    He disappeared! I thought he had left me because he fell out of love. Turned out he was kidnapped by a psycho stalker! Whoops! Thankfully he took me back!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    He liked to pee in the pool

    He wasn't in to be uninhibited!
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    edited March 2015
    she kept someone hidden in her closet think the Gimp from Pulp Fiction
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She left me to go back to Noel! :'(
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was always thinking I was cheating on her with Noel, baby you know it's all about you (noel I will call you later)
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    She threw the kitchen sink at me, like the actual kitchen sink.
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    MikeCrazy wrote: »
    He kept insisting on being called a skinhead even though I told him that it didn't mean what he thought it means.

    He disappeared! I thought he had left me because he fell out of love. Turned out he was kidnapped by a psycho stalker! Whoops! Thankfully he took me back!

    Love it! LMAO
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He had no *kitten*!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I was just trying to get him angry so we could fight, then make up. Never meant for him to end up in the hospital.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    I could never compete with his true love
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    I was in the hospital???? Dang, why can't I remember what happened? Wait, no, don't hit me with that book...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was paranoid!
  • XxQueenMxX
    XxQueenMxX Posts: 683 Member
    edited March 2015
    Because... There can only be one of us taking pics in front of the mirror!
  • XxQueenMxX
    XxQueenMxX Posts: 683 Member
    edited March 2015

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She just felt like a stranger to me!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She never had anything to say to me!
  • XxQueenMxX
    XxQueenMxX Posts: 683 Member
    There was no space to put all of our heels!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She left her heels at some other girls house!
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    She left ME at some other girl's house.
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    He was at the other girl's house
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    She liked girls
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She thought I was a guy, when we got naked the first time it was a big surprise for her.

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