Any sexual encounter or chat with an MFP user?

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  • Strange_magic
    Strange_magic Posts: 370 Member
    I'm just in for the Monster thread, dudes.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    Nope, it's a horrific toxic environment populated by bullies, duh.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Man I wanted to have some fun but I created a monster topic...

    Don't give yourself too much credit, it's 7 pages of people laughing at your little ... topic.

    I can see you came here just to write a post in order to get to your life goal....5,000 posts on MFP...you're close....work hard and you'll get it...:)

    You do realize whoever you want to word bang is reading this and reconsidering her life choices, right?

    I do not see how am I gonna feel threatened by that or how that might touch you...congrats by the way...1 more post..4,746

    I have been here 4 years. I'd says 4,747 posts in that amount of time is less than average. Something you are probably quite familiar with.

    why are you so focused on those "little" or "less than average" things....do you have a low self esteem problem?

    I am focused on your delusions of grandeur and your inability to be discrete.

    you do realize that by saying "monster" topic I didn't mean big. I meant twisted in a way that people ended up judging and provoking.....

    Do you realize your compulsion to defend yourself is like LOLCATS, right?

    lol you realize you have the compulsion of attacking me and you actually started the whole thing....?

    Attacking you? I am laughing at you.
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    *Aggressively snuggles*
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  • That escalated quick
  • Darkhawk1969
    Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member
    Just going with the flow, where we going?
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    I constantly have sexual encounters with myself. So that counts, right?

    Sooo...you like to finger yourself alot huh? :P lol

    Hippies are usually more poetic.

    LOL..I'm just saying she must have alot of time on her hands to be doing that "shrugs"

    "shrugs"

    What are the quotes for? "Confused"

    So people will know who I'm replying to?...because sometimes if I just post a reply, like 5 other people will post at the same time as me and it will get confusing.
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    Man I wanted to have some fun but I created a monster topic...

    Don't give yourself too much credit, it's 7 pages of people laughing at your little ... topic.

    I can see you came here just to write a post in order to get to your life goal....5,000 posts on MFP...you're close....work hard and you'll get it...:)

    You do realize whoever you want to word bang is reading this and reconsidering her life choices, right?

    I do not see how am I gonna feel threatened by that or how that might touch you...congrats by the way...1 more post..4,746

    I have been here 4 years. I'd says 4,747 posts in that amount of time is less than average. Something you are probably quite familiar with.

    why are you so focused on those "little" or "less than average" things....do you have a low self esteem problem?

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    Nothing will top this. So on point.
  • giannigreco83
    giannigreco83 Posts: 282 Member
    Man I wanted to have some fun but I created a monster topic...

    Don't give yourself too much credit, it's 7 pages of people laughing at your little ... topic.

    I can see you came here just to write a post in order to get to your life goal....5,000 posts on MFP...you're close....work hard and you'll get it...:)

    You do realize whoever you want to word bang is reading this and reconsidering her life choices, right?

    I do not see how am I gonna feel threatened by that or how that might touch you...congrats by the way...1 more post..4,746

    I have been here 4 years. I'd says 4,747 posts in that amount of time is less than average. Something you are probably quite familiar with.

    why are you so focused on those "little" or "less than average" things....do you have a low self esteem problem?

    I am focused on your delusions of grandeur and your inability to be discrete.

    you do realize that by saying "monster" topic I didn't mean big. I meant twisted in a way that people ended up judging and provoking.....

    Do you realize your compulsion to defend yourself is like LOLCATS, right?

    lol you realize you have the compulsion of attacking me and you actually started the whole thing....?

    Attacking you? I am laughing at you.

    if that makes you feel better about you being miserable...then laugh at me...by all means...
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Man I wanted to have some fun but I created a monster topic...

    Don't give yourself too much credit, it's 7 pages of people laughing at your little ... topic.

    I can see you came here just to write a post in order to get to your life goal....5,000 posts on MFP...you're close....work hard and you'll get it...:)

    You do realize whoever you want to word bang is reading this and reconsidering her life choices, right?

    I do not see how am I gonna feel threatened by that or how that might touch you...congrats by the way...1 more post..4,746

    He can count, ladies and gentlemen!
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
    I constantly have sexual encounters with myself. So that counts, right?

    Sooo...you like to finger yourself alot huh? :P lol

    Hippies are usually more poetic.

    LOL..I'm just saying she must have alot of time on her hands to be doing that "shrugs"

    "shrugs"

    What are the quotes for? "Confused"

    So people will know who I'm replying to?...because sometimes if I just post a reply, like 5 other people will post at the same time as me and it will get confusing.

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I constantly have sexual encounters with myself. So that counts, right?

    Sooo...you like to finger yourself alot huh? :P lol

    Hippies are usually more poetic.

    LOL..I'm just saying she must have alot of time on her hands to be doing that "shrugs"

    "shrugs"

    What are the quotes for? "Confused"

    So people will know who I'm replying to?...because sometimes if I just post a reply, like 5 other people will post at the same time as me and it will get confusing.

    Why did specifically but shrugs in quotes for know this marks " "

    ... that was my question.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    edited March 2015
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  • giannigreco83
    giannigreco83 Posts: 282 Member
    edited March 2015
    srslybritt wrote: »
    Man I wanted to have some fun but I created a monster topic...

    Don't give yourself too much credit, it's 7 pages of people laughing at your little ... topic.

    I can see you came here just to write a post in order to get to your life goal....5,000 posts on MFP...you're close....work hard and you'll get it...:)

    You do realize whoever you want to word bang is reading this and reconsidering her life choices, right?

    I do not see how am I gonna feel threatened by that or how that might touch you...congrats by the way...1 more post..4,746

    He can count, ladies and gentlemen!

    actually I can't....I just saw the number below the avatar....

  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    edited March 2015

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  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    I constantly have sexual encounters with myself. So that counts, right?

    Sooo...you like to finger yourself alot huh? :P lol

    Hippies are usually more poetic.

    LOL..I'm just saying she must have alot of time on her hands to be doing that "shrugs"

    "shrugs"

    What are the quotes for? "Confused"

    So people will know who I'm replying to?...because sometimes if I just post a reply, like 5 other people will post at the same time as me and it will get confusing.

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    Care to explain? I'm kinda busy with other things right now lol so I might have missed the sarcasm.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    edited March 2015
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  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
    Scroll up to her response
  • _riddikulus_
    _riddikulus_ Posts: 59 Member
    ValGogo wrote: »
    Nope. I'm an adult. Cyber dirty chat is so 90's anyway. Then there are the "desperate for attention" ones who just get the sad head shake from me when I read their posts. Yeah, I'm bi$chy. So.

    are you saying cyber dirty is so 90 to feel younger? nice attempt....yes I am bitchy too....

    and you're definitely not grasping the whole sense of the topic..

    The need to publicly exclaim that you're getting laid or think that you will?

    that is not the point jesus... (i'm not calling you jesus..it was just an exclamation). The point is to ask people if they have found themselves in such situations in order for me to fulfill my curiosity and to understand if I need a shrink or I should just follow the flow...that simple

    you can call me jesus and I'll make an exclamation if you want
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    edited March 2015
    I constantly have sexual encounters with myself. So that counts, right?

    Sooo...you like to finger yourself alot huh? :P lol

    Hippies are usually more poetic.

    LOL..I'm just saying she must have alot of time on her hands to be doing that "shrugs"

    "shrugs"

    What are the quotes for? "Confused"

    So people will know who I'm replying to?...because sometimes if I just post a reply, like 5 other people will post at the same time as me and it will get confusing.

    Why did specifically but shrugs in quotes for know this marks " "

    ... that was my question.


    Because I wanted to? lol I'm not trying to post an emoticon if that's what you're wondering.
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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    *Aggressively snuggles*

    *joins the aggressive snuggling party*
  • giannigreco83
    giannigreco83 Posts: 282 Member
    I constantly have sexual encounters with myself. So that counts, right?

    Sooo...you like to finger yourself alot huh? :P lol

    Hippies are usually more poetic.

    LOL..I'm just saying she must have alot of time on her hands to be doing that "shrugs"

    "shrugs"

    What are the quotes for? "Confused"

    So people will know who I'm replying to?...because sometimes if I just post a reply, like 5 other people will post at the same time as me and it will get confusing.

    582x386px-LL-47e8dbce_Point_over_your_head1.jpeg

    Care to explain? I'm kinda busy with other things right now lol so I might have missed the sarcasm.

    he doesn't care to explain...he's too smart for that..

  • the_arghbowl
    the_arghbowl Posts: 63 Member
    srslybritt wrote: »
    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    *Aggressively snuggles*

    *joins the aggressive snuggling party*

    **whips it out**
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Man I wanted to have some fun but I created a monster topic...

    Don't give yourself too much credit, it's 7 pages of people laughing at your little ... topic.

    I can see you came here just to write a post in order to get to your life goal....5,000 posts on MFP...you're close....work hard and you'll get it...:)

    You do realize whoever you want to word bang is reading this and reconsidering her life choices, right?

    I do not see how am I gonna feel threatened by that or how that might touch you...congrats by the way...1 more post..4,746

    I have been here 4 years. I'd says 4,747 posts in that amount of time is less than average. Something you are probably quite familiar with.

    Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!


  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    srslybritt wrote: »
    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    *Aggressively snuggles*

    *joins the aggressive snuggling party*

    **whips it out**

    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE!!!!
  • the_arghbowl
    the_arghbowl Posts: 63 Member
    srslybritt wrote: »
    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    *Aggressively snuggles*

    *joins the aggressive snuggling party*

    **whips it out**

    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE!!!!

    YOU SHUT YOUR FACE WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Man I wanted to have some fun but I created a monster topic...

    Don't give yourself too much credit, it's 7 pages of people laughing at your little ... topic.

    I can see you came here just to write a post in order to get to your life goal....5,000 posts on MFP...you're close....work hard and you'll get it...:)

    You do realize whoever you want to word bang is reading this and reconsidering her life choices, right?

    I do not see how am I gonna feel threatened by that or how that might touch you...congrats by the way...1 more post..4,746

    I have been here 4 years. I'd says 4,747 posts in that amount of time is less than average. Something you are probably quite familiar with.

    why are you so focused on those "little" or "less than average" things....do you have a low self esteem problem?

    I am focused on your delusions of grandeur and your inability to be discrete.

    you do realize that by saying "monster" topic I didn't mean big. I meant twisted in a way that people ended up judging and provoking.....

    Do you realize your compulsion to defend yourself is like LOLCATS, right?

    lol you realize you have the compulsion of attacking me and you actually started the whole thing....?

    Attacking you? I am laughing at you.

    if that makes you feel better about you being miserable...then laugh at me...by all means...

    This guy does not get it.
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