Any sexual encounter or chat with an MFP user?

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  • _riddikulus_
    _riddikulus_ Posts: 59 Member
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    ValGogo wrote: »
    Nope. I'm an adult. Cyber dirty chat is so 90's anyway. Then there are the "desperate for attention" ones who just get the sad head shake from me when I read their posts. Yeah, I'm bi$chy. So.

    are you saying cyber dirty is so 90 to feel younger? nice attempt....yes I am bitchy too....

    and you're definitely not grasping the whole sense of the topic..

    The need to publicly exclaim that you're getting laid or think that you will?

    that is not the point jesus... (i'm not calling you jesus..it was just an exclamation). The point is to ask people if they have found themselves in such situations in order for me to fulfill my curiosity and to understand if I need a shrink or I should just follow the flow...that simple

    you can call me jesus and I'll make an exclamation if you want
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    edited March 2015
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    I constantly have sexual encounters with myself. So that counts, right?

    Sooo...you like to finger yourself alot huh? :P lol

    Hippies are usually more poetic.

    LOL..I'm just saying she must have alot of time on her hands to be doing that "shrugs"

    "shrugs"

    What are the quotes for? "Confused"

    So people will know who I'm replying to?...because sometimes if I just post a reply, like 5 other people will post at the same time as me and it will get confusing.

    Why did specifically but shrugs in quotes for know this marks " "

    ... that was my question.


    Because I wanted to? lol I'm not trying to post an emoticon if that's what you're wondering.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    *Aggressively snuggles*

    *joins the aggressive snuggling party*
  • giannigreco83
    giannigreco83 Posts: 282 Member
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    I constantly have sexual encounters with myself. So that counts, right?

    Sooo...you like to finger yourself alot huh? :P lol

    Hippies are usually more poetic.

    LOL..I'm just saying she must have alot of time on her hands to be doing that "shrugs"

    "shrugs"

    What are the quotes for? "Confused"

    So people will know who I'm replying to?...because sometimes if I just post a reply, like 5 other people will post at the same time as me and it will get confusing.

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    Care to explain? I'm kinda busy with other things right now lol so I might have missed the sarcasm.

    he doesn't care to explain...he's too smart for that..

  • the_arghbowl
    the_arghbowl Posts: 63 Member
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    srslybritt wrote: »
    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    *Aggressively snuggles*

    *joins the aggressive snuggling party*

    **whips it out**
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Man I wanted to have some fun but I created a monster topic...

    Don't give yourself too much credit, it's 7 pages of people laughing at your little ... topic.

    I can see you came here just to write a post in order to get to your life goal....5,000 posts on MFP...you're close....work hard and you'll get it...:)

    You do realize whoever you want to word bang is reading this and reconsidering her life choices, right?

    I do not see how am I gonna feel threatened by that or how that might touch you...congrats by the way...1 more post..4,746

    I have been here 4 years. I'd says 4,747 posts in that amount of time is less than average. Something you are probably quite familiar with.

    Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!


  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
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    srslybritt wrote: »
    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    *Aggressively snuggles*

    *joins the aggressive snuggling party*

    **whips it out**

    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE!!!!
  • the_arghbowl
    the_arghbowl Posts: 63 Member
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    srslybritt wrote: »
    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    *Aggressively snuggles*

    *joins the aggressive snuggling party*

    **whips it out**

    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE!!!!

    YOU SHUT YOUR FACE WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    Man I wanted to have some fun but I created a monster topic...

    Don't give yourself too much credit, it's 7 pages of people laughing at your little ... topic.

    I can see you came here just to write a post in order to get to your life goal....5,000 posts on MFP...you're close....work hard and you'll get it...:)

    You do realize whoever you want to word bang is reading this and reconsidering her life choices, right?

    I do not see how am I gonna feel threatened by that or how that might touch you...congrats by the way...1 more post..4,746

    I have been here 4 years. I'd says 4,747 posts in that amount of time is less than average. Something you are probably quite familiar with.

    why are you so focused on those "little" or "less than average" things....do you have a low self esteem problem?

    I am focused on your delusions of grandeur and your inability to be discrete.

    you do realize that by saying "monster" topic I didn't mean big. I meant twisted in a way that people ended up judging and provoking.....

    Do you realize your compulsion to defend yourself is like LOLCATS, right?

    lol you realize you have the compulsion of attacking me and you actually started the whole thing....?

    Attacking you? I am laughing at you.

    if that makes you feel better about you being miserable...then laugh at me...by all means...

    This guy does not get it.
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
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    I constantly have sexual encounters with myself. So that counts, right?

    Sooo...you like to finger yourself alot huh? :P lol

    Hippies are usually more poetic.

    LOL..I'm just saying she must have alot of time on her hands to be doing that "shrugs"

    "shrugs"

    What are the quotes for? "Confused"

    So people will know who I'm replying to?...because sometimes if I just post a reply, like 5 other people will post at the same time as me and it will get confusing.

    582x386px-LL-47e8dbce_Point_over_your_head1.jpeg

    Care to explain? I'm kinda busy with other things right now lol so I might have missed the sarcasm.

    he doesn't care to explain...he's too smart for that..

    Thems fightin words.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    *Aggressively snuggles*

    Awww! YAY!!

  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    I was under the impression there would be some sexual encounters in here. Highly disappointed. Please, remedy the situation. Or, just add some cat gifs.
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
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    capnrus789 wrote: »
    I was under the impression there would be some sexual encounters in here. Highly disappointed. Please, remedy the situation. Or, just add some cat gifs.

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    I constantly have sexual encounters with myself. So that counts, right?

    Sooo...you like to finger yourself alot huh? :P lol

    Hippies are usually more poetic.

    LOL..I'm just saying she must have alot of time on her hands to be doing that "shrugs"

    "shrugs"

    What are the quotes for? "Confused"

    So people will know who I'm replying to?...because sometimes if I just post a reply, like 5 other people will post at the same time as me and it will get confusing.

    582x386px-LL-47e8dbce_Point_over_your_head1.jpeg

    Care to explain? I'm kinda busy with other things right now lol so I might have missed the sarcasm.

    he doesn't care to explain...he's too smart for that..

    Thems fightin words.

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  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
    edited March 2015
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    So much.*
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    *Only not. Unless asking Enrique s**t about lifting counts. I mean, it turns ME on...
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    srslybritt wrote: »
    WAIT? THIS ISN'T A DATING WEBSITE?!?!?

    *Aggressively snuggles*

    *joins the aggressive snuggling party*

    MORE YAYS!!!

  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Derpes wrote: »
    Man I wanted to have some fun but I created a monster topic...

    Don't give yourself too much credit, it's 7 pages of people laughing at your little ... topic.

    I can see you came here just to write a post in order to get to your life goal....5,000 posts on MFP...you're close....work hard and you'll get it...:)

    You do realize whoever you want to word bang is reading this and reconsidering her life choices, right?

    I do not see how am I gonna feel threatened by that or how that might touch you...congrats by the way...1 more post..4,746

    I have been here 4 years. I'd says 4,747 posts in that amount of time is less than average. Something you are probably quite familiar with.

    Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!


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