We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 2015

She didnt like me a la naturale!

Browncoat_McNac · March 2015

She was allergic to my guinea pig.. deal-breaker!!

the_chiha · March 2015

She just wanted to spend all her time with her guinea pigs

Darkhawk1969 · March 2015

I didn't realise we had, nobody ever tells me anything

blossomholly · March 2015

He kept calling me chiha!

47Jacqueline · March 2015

I couldn't understand a word she said

SojournerThirteen · March 2015

She couldn't understand anything I said

slimgirljo15 · March 2015

He didn't speak clearly...mumbles

blossomholly · March 2015

He was deaf and to proud to get a hearing aid! It made communication very hard $:\$

SojournerThirteen · March 2015

They did not like 3-somes and were mutes

Sarahndipity30 · March 2015

always brought sand into the house

aesthetikk · March 2015

i caught her in bed with someone else and her response was " Its not cheating if i am paying for it"

MrsBooBear · March 2015

Didn't like the way I "tipped" for good service.

aesthetikk · March 2015

she refused to service my tip

Sarahndipity30 · March 2015

aesthetikk wrote: »

i caught her in bed with someone else and her response was " Its not cheating if i am paying for it"

He yelled at me for using his money to pay for hookers.. whats his is mine I thought?!

skittlelancing · March 2015

She told me my toenails were laughable.

LiftingRiot · March 2015

She didn't share the rainbow. I like skittles too

MrsBooBear · March 2015

I don't like Skittles. Apparently, that's a deal breaker.

Darkhawk1969 · March 2015

There was no gold at the end of therainbow

Sarahndipity30 · March 2015

he tried climbing a rainbow... crazy

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