We broke up because...
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Always found my secret stash & ate it!
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she kept forgetting chocolate is poisonous for dogs0
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Kept her secret stash of [insert word here] from me.........no fair!0
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He was married
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He wouldnt move to Colorado so he could buy his own!
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She didn't believe in marriage0
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She believed in marriage!0
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He finally got me a ring and it was from kmart0
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she was a material girl0
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He quoted Madonna lyrics far too frequently!0
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he knew because he hung out at the fabric store0
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He didn't like the Blackhawks0
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Hated when I sang "Like A Virgin"0
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was too promiscuous0
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Went around calling people too promiscuous.......after he'd slept with them!0
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because he is a Colin Farrell wannabe0
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Was always Judging me!0
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She acted like Judge Judy0
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Watched day time TV0
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He called me Judge Judy one to many times! 0
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she started walking around with a knife in her hand and being very quiet.0
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he was so paranoid0
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He got a restraining order!
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she boiled my pet rabbit on the stove and texted 30 times one night
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He still used texts........everyone knows its all about the Whatsapp!0
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he didn't recognize devotion when he saw it0
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They broke my baby!!! AND DENIED IT!!!!! I has mads.
Did I mention I have dusted for fingerprints?! ^0 -
Had this weird love for small appliances!
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Had a weird love of 'adult' small appliances................. 0
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I was in the shower and she accidentally handed me the radio!!!!!0
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