We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Got sick of washing bandanas

FabulousFantasticFifty

Jealous of my Buffness! ;p

MissRheingold

she was always in the buff...

monstalosta

Too buff not tuff

g44219

he always looked mad

slimgirljo15

Sloppy kisser

ExileFromTheNorth

He had Mona Lisa's smile! Not right on a dude!

slimgirljo15

Wanted me to look like this

FabulousFantasticFifty

he was always saying "Dude" I felt like I was dating Keanu Reeves!

g44219

She didn't like when I played my air guitar or said excellent

ExileFromTheNorth

He thought playing Air Guitar was cool................dude!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He acted the fool when we met The Queen!

slimgirljo15

Didn't like my role playing

g44219

she broke character. I'd have to tell her never break character!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thats not all that broke! oops Sorry

g44219

She broke my heart! yea that's it. Shhhh

slimgirljo15

It was bent

ExileFromTheNorth

Because she took a sneak peek!

slimgirljo15

I tried my best to straighten it...

monstalosta

Except she was trying to straighten something else....

slimgirljo15

He wanted me to straighten *it*...while he was driving

FabulousFantasticFifty

I caught some Platinum Blond getting a little too friendly with him!

g44219

she wanted to tell me how to drive so I tried to give her another job

slimgirljo15

....blamed me because her boyfriend had a couple of blondes in the closet

FabulousFantasticFifty

She brought her two girlfriends, you know...the ones that dressed up like nurses!

Sinistrous

Wanted to party in the sun.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was a Wabbit!

g44219

she couldn't pronounce her R's and it was a little embarrassing in pubic. (I couldn't say L's)

FabulousFantasticFifty

He never showed me how he couldnt say L's!

slimgirljo15

Deep down she yearned for a wabbit