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He'd take my Grampa out to the clubs to pick up Women!
Gramma wasnt too happy about that!0 -
Grandma introduced us to the swinger life style0
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Fab's gramma stole him0
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He was upset that there were too many Hot Ladies in my Family!
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This is true... 0
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he was too hung up on Fab's family0
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He'd always hang up whenever anyone in my family called!
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she wanted to swing ..i refused0
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his family would call at like 3am and ask was my refrigerator running then tell me go catch it. ugh0
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his family would call at like 12 am and ask have yu taken the short hand from our wall clock its missing here.0
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He wasn't much use to me after the botched bank robbery
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she was always anxious to get her hands on the loot.....0
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couldn't handle a real woman0
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She always had her hands in my Penny jar!0
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never could make cents of her...........
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She said I was worthless!
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She was too clingy0
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He wouldnt buy any fabric softener sheets!0
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pfffftt he seemed to like the clinging....0
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The dog collar took it too far...0
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he wasn't in to puppy love0
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Realised i wasnt into Canine love anymore......i was going through a really woof time!!!!!!0
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he told dad jokes0
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was always the Comedian, even in the boudoir!0
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ha he only wanted to do it doggy style0
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He laughed at my dad jokes....
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Charmed all the ladies with his humour, I got broke arranging for said ladies to disappear off the earth.0
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I had to sharpen my scissoring0
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She could tell when i'd eaten chocolate.....0
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Always had a pair if scissors
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