We broke up because...
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She talked about diversity and rainbows, I didn't know she was referring to her diverse stable of lovers.0
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Couldn't keep up with my train of thought.0
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I was stupid0
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he was a dumb@SS0
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Yes I was!0
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Kept telling me her other lovers were dumb@ss's -- made me wonder what she said about me.0
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one whitehead, pimple or blackhead on my body and he wouldnt touch me that night0
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Awww geezzzzz I don't want to break up0
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we only told people we broke up so that we could get into a singles club!0
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she would mix a blue pill in my drink, make some excuse and leave for the night..pure evil this one!0
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I would never do such a thing! I actually gave him the pill thinking it would take hours to kick in so went shopping... came home to find him with a full stash of hidden p*rn I knew nothing about
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Would only be with me if I took her little blue pills -- I thought they were viagra but I found out differently .....0
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Kept getting into my stash of happy pills and taking them0
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Would only get intimate if she took her happy pills.0
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had a premium account on all the popular porn sites0
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Watched em stuff an entire slice of pizza in their mouth0
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I was ready but she never showed0
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I found out he was already married!0
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