We broke up because...
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He kept "poking" everyone..0
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She poked me. I was shocked.0
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We broke up because they didn't like my rendition of "Save My Life I'm Going Down For The Last Time"0
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There is never a last time when it comes to that...0
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MrsBooBear wrote: »There is never a last time when it comes to that...
She liked to eat apples instead of oranges!0 -
I don't think she is talking about apples OR oranges...
BUT, back on topic, we broke up because he kept taking selfies in the mirror instead of with the button on his phone that turns the camera around!0 -
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He didn't let me wear skirts.0
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He thought he was better than me0
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asflatasapancake wrote: »Kept using her intuition.
Liked pancakes instead of waffles!0 -
Had a problem with pancakes!0
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She kept eating all my pancakes!
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She hated that I put protein in my pancakes.0
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I couldn't figure out where she was getting the protein for her pancakes.0
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He had a dirty phone case0
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CandlesAndRain wrote: »He had a dirty phone case
He/she was way too tidy0 -
She was always stealing my lipstick...0
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She was always applying lipstick
love the name, btw. Is that an official title? cupcakedestroyer?0 -
Because he doubted my official title
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We broke up because she didn't think I was sincere.
I'm not doubting it, Mrs Doubtfire. I was just wondering if it comes with a shiny gold belt with CupCakeDestroyer on it.0 -
It totally does, I wore it on our first date, you didn't remember and that's why I broke up with you
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touchy, I mean touche'0
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He always forgot about me0
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No, I didn't I... um.. [damn!]0
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He hogged all the covers....0
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She never let me out of bed
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