We broke up because...
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She was always applying lipstick
love the name, btw. Is that an official title? cupcakedestroyer?0 -
Because he doubted my official title
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We broke up because she didn't think I was sincere.
I'm not doubting it, Mrs Doubtfire. I was just wondering if it comes with a shiny gold belt with CupCakeDestroyer on it.0 -
It totally does, I wore it on our first date, you didn't remember and that's why I broke up with you
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touchy, I mean touche'0
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He always forgot about me0
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No, I didn't I... um.. [damn!]0
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He hogged all the covers....0
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She never let me out of bed
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »She never let me out of bed
She kept trying to get me into bed even when I wasn't tired0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »She never let me out of bed
She kept trying to get me into bed even when I wasn't tired0 -
He was NEVER tired0
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He never came home...always at the nudist beach0
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the water flushes the opposite way in australia...it freaked me out and i had to rush back home0
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Two jo's don't make s right !!! 0
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Was too demanding0
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She never washed her cereal bowl0
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Cause she kept wanting to play prison rules.0
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