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We broke up because...

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  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    he stole all my bacon
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He wouldn't share anything with me, even his minions!
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He wouldn't share anything with me, even his minions!

    problem is when you are a minion you cant share the others! you need to get out of the minion crowd first luv ;p
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    siport wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He wouldn't share anything with me, even his minions!

    problem is when you are a minion you cant share the others! you need to get out of the minion crowd first luv ;p

    pffffft!!! I am the ANTI Minion Mr!
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    found a black "adult recreation device" in her drawer
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
    he used that recreation device on her :open_mouth: I couldn't deal with it :joy:
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Was jealous of my toys.....
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    because she used them on everyone else but me :( I was unworthy
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    had an enormous errm opening..it wasnt fun anymore
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
    had a tiny.... no wonder it looked enormous :joy:
    was always putting me down... so I put him down
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    gave 2 reasons to breakup with me when only one was required :'(
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    kept laughing at me and my friends junk ;p
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    nope we didn't break up! he just went for a walk :joy:
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    She was already seeing someone!
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    she didnt like me only getting to see her when i went for a walk
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    blossomholly wrote: »
    He tried to copy my accent but really couldn't pull it off! So embarrassing!

    HA!!! we broke it of cause I sounded more Assie than her. Wait ... thats not a good thing lol
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    She was already seeing someone!

    so was she

  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He was always selling tickets. I needed more quality time
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    i was always aware of what he had in his hands.... the last thing was just too much :scream:
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She never wanted to hold my hand. Always trying to hold something else... mine!!!!
  • SleeplessInSeattle
    SleeplessInSeattle Posts: 395 Member
    The passion was too great for me ;)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I never got any sleep because he was up all night tossing and turning.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    she slapped me with a wet kipper when I was asleep :anguished:
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    she hung her entire family album over our bedroom wall and i had trouble performing with all of them staring at me
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He didn't like my pictures
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Her pictures were all nude, and she insisted on having them where my grandparents could see them when they visited.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    She beat me at wrestling
  • bheathfit
    bheathfit Posts: 451 Member
    Because I called her Allison..
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Cause he just drove away
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He had a Alison tattoo, which wouldn't bother me if it had been old, however he didn't get it until after a trip he took to Canada. Highly suspicious.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    She refused to come visit me. It was inevitable

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